Tips on how to shop lift?

[xSnipezLol]

Last time I bought clothes was about 5-6 years ago and now they're in bad shape..
I'm in a worse situation now and considering stealing from big clothing companies

I was thinking of going to a shopping center, I live in europe if there is any difference.

Most stores count the clothes you bring in the changing rooms and count them again when you leave, they have 1 security guard at the entrance and probably a security team watching the entire mall somewhere on monitors.

Tips?

[[MPGH]Cursed]

No tips, just that you're probably an idiot and need to figure out your life. Idiots commit such a petty theft and get caught. Go thrifting or whatever you all call it in Europe. Or ask Facebook marketplace if anyone is donating clothes. Plenty of things to do before getting caught stealing some stupid shit.

[Jacky]

Step 1. Get a job
Step 2. Grab whatever you want
Step 3. Go the register and pay with preferred method
Step 4. Profit!!!!!

[[MPGH]Lily]

Step 1. Get a job
Step 2. Grab whatever you want
Step 3. Go the register and pay with preferred method
Step 4. Profit!!!!!

You could ship him some clothes

[[MPGH]meme]

here's a video guide on how to steal from your average kmart:

 

seriously man just get a job, clothes really aren't that expensive if you aren't buying gucci and shit.

[xSnipezLol]

I will try facebook marketplace thanks for the tip, the video i cant see yet as spoilers dont work on phone, ill check it out when i can

[Jacky]

You could ship him some clothes

i ship him clothes you ship me facemasks ?

[Gaydow]

Are you retarded?

[[MPGH]Lily]

i ship him clothes you ship me facemasks ?

the shipping is expensive :c nevermind he will have to be clotheless for a while

[Snake]

Are you retarded?

no he's not

stop making fun of retards

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Last time I bought clothes was about 5-6 years ago and now they're in bad shape..
I'm in a worse situation now and considering stealing from big clothing companies

I was thinking of going to a shopping center, I live in europe if there is any difference.

Most stores count the clothes you bring in the changing rooms and count them again when you leave, they have 1 security guard at the entrance and probably a security team watching the entire mall somewhere on monitors.

Tips?

hey man I can donate a whole bunch of clothes to you, most even unworn
if you're rly in a bad spot i can ship it up

hmu in private if u wanna

cheers bitch

[DrePayPals]

This must be satire...

[Ticherhaz]

You could ship him some clothes

I like this idea also.

[Riigged]

this comment section is an L boi damn yall never struggled or sum?

go in the store and pretend you have down syndrome and just walk the fuck out with hella shit.

if u wanna get real smart and also ballsy then find an old credit card or something in someone elses name that doesnt live with you, grab whatever tf u need, run out that store as fast as u can and drop the distraction document/card as you exit the store.

if those 2 dont seem valid then man ur only option is just straight up like kneeling down in the aisle and putting on 20 layers of shirts, then put a sweatshirt on over it, take some distraction clothes to the fitting room and act like ur being normal then return the distraction clothes and exit the store and hope for the best

or just do the MPGH special, order a shit ton of clothes online then claim the package was lost in transit or whatever and get a refund

[Ismokeblunts]

Last time I bought clothes was about 5-6 years ago and now they're in bad shape..
I'm in a worse situation now and considering stealing from big clothing companies

I was thinking of going to a shopping center, I live in europe if there is any difference.

Most stores count the clothes you bring in the changing rooms and count them again when you leave, they have 1 security guard at the entrance and probably a security team watching the entire mall somewhere on monitors.

Tips?

Just buy an express, AE, Hottopic or bloomingdales account and hit clothing on those
Express hits the best with credits or storecards

Don't get arrested over little money g

[[MPGH]Jov]

i got a good chuckle outta this thread title. but unless u in cali it ain't worth it they will 86 u or worse even if not caught, surveillance is real good now. but like cursed said there are so many legal legit options of getting what u want even in a time of need that going the illegal way is just bad advice.