Things to do:
-Control his computer
-Delete his Harddrive so hes gonna need a CD to fix it (he cant boot it up without the original CD and most comps dont come with one so hes gonna have to waste 100$)
-Make him suck your cock
-Let me suck your cock
-I love sucking cock
-Delete all his source codes and suck it's pussy
-Put a cock into his computer and then plant a cock virus which will pop up LESBOMANIA/Gay Porn every minute to make him horny
-Finally eat Ice Cream and put it into his pussy
Things not to do:
-Get boobs
/epic win.