Points to ponder

[Boombox]

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

You park in a driveway, but you drive in a parkway.

Why are they called hamburgers if there's no ham?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

What's another word for synonym?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags"
and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs",
What does that make the Tennessee Titans ?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?


If you know anymore good ones, post them.

[Derail]

Lawl,good thread.
If I fail then why doesn't anyone tell me that I fail.O;

[Bryci]

Those are actually really good questions.


way to brainfuck me sir.

[Insomniac]

What's another word for synonym?
I found one xD its poecilonym (google is very usefull)

[Bombsaway707]

These are actually good questions /yea

[-Lame]

I've read the same questions, except it was in Arabic

[Inna]

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?



if you set your goal as failure than obviously you have succeeded. it doesnt matter if you technically 'failed' because if that is your goal than it's irrelevant

obvious answer is obvious

[Boombox]

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?



if you set your goal as failure than obviously you have succeeded. it doesnt matter if you technically 'failed' because if that is your goal than it's irrelevant

obvious answer is obvious

Now answer the rest then.

[[MPGH]EndRiT]

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
This some sort of American thing? I have no idea what you're talking about.

You park in a driveway, but you drive in a parkway.
Nobody here says driveway or parkway, another Americanism; proves you niggas are stupid.

Why are they called hamburgers if there's no ham?
They come from Hamburg, Germany.

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
From crude oil (petroleum) it naturally occurs in geological formations, and for a refined by-product of the distillation of petroleum.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
You've succeeded at failing. So you've still failed.

What's another word for synonym?
Poecilonym.

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
There is no such thing as a wise guy. Guy's are stupid, men are intelligent.

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Americanisms.

Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
They are both interchangeable.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
The material its coated in on the other side of the plastic does not allow it so.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Abrev isn't.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Because in the English language race means more than one thing.


Daddy just schooled you all.

[Insomniac]

Endrit s.
lemme guess u used google?

[Boombox]

Gtfo my thread endrit.

[Derail]

Gtfo my thread endrit.

Lawl,pwned.

[Coke]

If your father comes to you and tells you:"Every thing i say is a lie"
Is he telling the truth or a lie?

[Boombox]

If your father comes to you and tells you:"Every thing i say is a lie"
Is he telling the truth or a lie?

I don't have a father

[Crazyabdule]

and all of em that deal with pronunciation is english is the most fucked up language there is (im a proud american) but the language is well messed up. look at laughter and daughter, one letter difference but the whole word is messed up.