The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your
headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You
have a very rare condition, which causes your balls to press
on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the
balls."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the
first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an
important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he
realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a
new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thoug ht, "That's what I
need... a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new
suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size
44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself
in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman
eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?
"Been in the business 60 years."
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked
comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about
some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you. I've worn a size 34 since I was
18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size
34 would press your balls up against the base of your spine
and give you one hell of a headache."
New suit - £400
New shirt - £36
New underwear - £6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
Hack in AVA or you get like this guy!