SRSLY GUYS! EYE CANCER!

[NeedHacksBad]

I was riding the bus home this afternoon. No problem, except this anoying

dushcanoe with an umbrella kept hitting me. So i moved seats and flirted with

this girl. I hear my name get called so i turn around then WHAM! I GET HIT IN

THE FUCKING EYE WITH A FUCKING UMBRELLA! Now i have a black eye and it

hurts to blink. But the girl was all giving me hugs and stuff. She has nice

boobs.... I think i got to go to teh doctor... Hurts pretty fucking bad.... ahh

shit if i go blind then here is my last message to you guys..


SUPER GLUE

oh well... ima take kenpo classes in a month or so.. me and my friend are gonna join.. kick some ass..

[Gourav2122]

that sucks
but you sound like a 12 year ol' i gots hugs ;D j/k
but sucks to have black eye my sty still there i wanna fucking stab my eye but i am afraid to and it hurts to touch
well are you gonna kick that fag with the umbrella
just go kick his ass

[NeedHacksBad]

i would kick his ass but it he didnt rlly mean to hit me in the eye just the face lmao. plus his mom and my mom r good friends and my mom would kill me lol.
hehehe hugs! yay! she was all like omg wtf are you okay? im like sure baby it only hurts a little considering I GOT HIT IN THE FUCKING EYE!

\edit

I have another rage! WHY DO NOOBS PUT VIRUSES IN PORN!!!! Thats the lowest thing to do! Depriving a man of a good pair o' boobs whilst infecting his computer with el viruso

[Gourav2122]

hot chick - dose it hurt anyware
you- yea my lower part of my body hurts
hot chick - were
you- down there hug it and kick it and make it all better try pulling on it
its first aid plz i neeed help pumping on it makes he pain go away
hot chick- omg
you - ahhhhhhh.. the pain i am dieing help
hot chick - ..........
(stuff happens)
you = happy
hot chick = covered with white sticky stuff (wanna know what it is give you one clue it ant glue)


this could really happen if she is a blond if you know what i meen

[Mexiforce]

hot chick - dose it hurt anyware
you- yea my lower part of my body hurts
hot chick - were
you- down there hug it and kick it and make it all better try pulling on it
its first aid plz i neeed help pumping on it makes he pain go away
hot chick- omg
you - ahhhhhhh.. the pain i am dieing help
hot chick - ..........
(stuff happens)
you = happy
hot chick = covered with white sticky stuff (wanna know what it is give you one clue it ant glue)


this could really happen if she is a blond if you know what i meen

I actually lol'd.

[<sniper>]

I was riding the bus home this afternoon. No problem, except this anoying

dushcanoe with an umbrella kept hitting me. So i moved seats and flirted with

this girl. I hear my name get called so i turn around then WHAM! I GET HIT IN

THE FUCKING EYE WITH A FUCKING UMBRELLA! Now i have a black eye and it

hurts to blink. But the girl was all giving me hugs and stuff. She has nice

boobs.... I think i got to go to teh doctor... Hurts pretty fucking bad.... ahh

shit if i go blind then here is my last message to you guys..


SUPER GLUE

oh well... ima take kenpo classes in a month or so.. me and my friend are gonna join.. kick some ass..

gouravs right u do sound like a 12 year old

[hack4fun]

i would kick his ass but it he didnt rlly mean to hit me in the eye just the face lmao. plus his mom and my mom r good friends and my mom would kill me lol.
hehehe hugs! yay! she was all like omg wtf are you okay? im like sure baby it only hurts a little considering I GOT HIT IN THE FUCKING EYE!

\edit

I have another rage! WHY DO NOOBS PUT VIRUSES IN PORN!!!! Thats the lowest thing to do! Depriving a man of a good pair o' boobs whilst infecting his computer with el viruso

i dont give a fuck if theyr good friends lol i bet they wont pay ur medic bill. Id stab that guy in the ass lol

[NeedHacksBad]

Ima all better now! Alls i got is a bruise and a cut : )

bahaha i got back at my friend last night. I went to his house he was like "Did you bring some cigars?"

i just said...."No i smoked em all." hahah i gots like 7 of em lololol