Childhood memories?

[Canadian]

I remember when I was about 7 and I was inside with my brother, I was looking under my mothers bed and found two things I THOUGHT were balloons but were actually condoms, But as I said I was 7 so I didn't know the difference between the two.

I gave one to my brother who was 5 and we went outside to our neighbours (It was a one-way street up the hill. A nice non-busy street).

I called her the candy lady because she used to /give me loads of candy, We blew up the condoms and when we got to her house she just looked at us. I think she was thinking "Lolwut".

what about you?

[[MPGH]Wyo]

I Came out from a Horse.

[Canadian]

I Came out from a Horse.

I see where you get the stupidity from.

[[MPGH]Killian]

cool story bro.

[CRUSTY]

I got bucked off a horse, and almost drowned in a river

[neofar]

im a crack baby

[[MPGH]Wyo]

I got bucked off a horse, and almost drowned in a river

the fuck?

[Ian]

i licked poop .

[-Lame]

I peed macaroni.

[krissvectorz]

I fell off a horse and wagon.

[[MPGH]Killian]

I had sex with your mother.

[Canadian]

I had sex with your mother.

How could you fit the 2" penor in her vagina?

[[MPGH]Killian]

How could you fit the 2" penor in her vagina?

OH HA! You're funny.

that wasnt directed towards you, btw.

[Canadian]

OH HA! You're funny.

that wasnt directed towards you, btw.

Because saying "I had sex with your mother" is MUCH more funnier.

[Rvn]

Hmm...I was 13 and I joined MPGH. Got mind fucked, got a girlfriend, quit games, became a VS, and now ive grown up to be RIGHT HERE such great memories.