MPGH Pet Peeves

[Tiresome]

Herp derp, tl;dr.

herp derp got muh 1 post lulz

[Corndog]

This. Seriously, I just don't see how you could allow yourslef to eat so much. And really, those rolls, that ass, that front ass, just get the fuck out.

You are clearly projecting.

[iLanCe]

I hate it when people repeats what everyone's saying/posting.

ex. I get disconnected after 2-3 games.

[Tiresome]

Holy shit, all of this is true..

Holy shit, someone that makes sense around here..

[CRUSTY]

Ivan, Jared, Ali, and Josh

I also dislike stupid people, fat people, stupid fat people, and 13 year olds who think they're hot shit.

[Corndog]

Oh boy. Where to start.

1. The father/son shit. What the fuck people?

Are you so distant from your own family that you have to make a fake one with people you hardly know online?

Blah blah. 'He's my daddy. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'.

Do you have fucking down syndrome? It's not funny, it has no point at all. It's just dumb.


2. Signatures.

80% of the community fills it with random bullshit. Their favorite videos, music, stupid userbars and shit like that. This includes signatures with little graphic rectangles. I can understand if you want to show off your work, but why do people ask for some? We see your username already, we don't need it jazzed up with whatever shit you decided to include in it. Just wastes space.

Then there's the ******s who put respect lists, goal lists and anything semi-related to those. You'd look less retarded if you didn't go about life thinking everyone cares about you or your interests/goals/friends and what have you.

By the way, before you post the generic comment 'You can turn them off!>>!>!'. I already did.

3. Overuse of /'this' and /'that'

One of the most retarded trends I've ever seen on this site.

Every single one of you people do it. I understand it is to use some of the emoticon things, but I've also seen people do it where it wasn't even related to one.

4. tl;dr

If you didn't read it, don't post. And you're on a fucking forum. All you do is read here.

'Herp derp I'll read 800 posts today but the one that has 2 paragraphs is tl;dr'

If you decide to not read it, fine, whatever, some things I even think are too long too read, but you don't have to tell everyone. If you skipped it, odds are, everyone else did too. You don't need to notify everyone.


I've been quiet about most of this, until now since it was asked for. Even indirectly.

Give this man TM.

[Tiresome]

5. 'x' is 'x'

Most often used as 'Old is old' or 'Gay is gay' or some variation of a negative adjective used to describe whatever content someone has posted. As if repeating the same word so soon heightens the effect or something.

You guys are like flies on shit whenever there's a chance to use this in any form.

Let's make a scenario, if you will.
Someone posts something a few days old. A few people haven't seen it and post on topic. The next 10 posters are this, or something like it: 'Lol fag, you haven't seen this? Shit is SO old.' or 'Old is old'x100 or 'Dude where the fuck have you been...?'.

Begin to accept the fact that not EVERYONE sees things at the exact same time you do. Really, you just look like an asshole for no reason when you could have looked at it, said 'Oh, I saw this the other day' and just fucked off. Instead you stick around to make fun of anyone that saw it after you.


6. Post Count

This, in no way, shape, or form makes you better at anything other than being able to post non-productive, off-topic, pointless shit faster or in a larger quantity than someone else. Congratulations.

[Corndog]

You are just jealous because your are very slow to catch onto things and you have a lesser post count than me.

[CRUSTY]

You are just jealous because your are very slow to catch onto things and you have a lesser post count than me.

Ahaha, qft .

[Tiresome]

You are just jealous because your are very slow to catch onto things and you have a lesser post count than me.

Some things shouldn't ever be caught onto by anyone.

True, I do. This isn't you in particular, but at least I can say 90% of my posts are longer than a sentence and have some purpose, whether it's very little or not.

[Corndog]

Some things shouldn't ever be caught onto by anyone.

True, I do. This isn't you in particular, but at least I can say 90% of my posts are longer than a sentence and have some purpose, whether it's very little or not.

Thank you for calmly not understanding that I was joking instead of flaming me. Either way, I was joking.

[Tiresome]

Thank you for calmly not understanding that I was joking instead of flaming me. Either way, I was joking.

Welcome.

Indeed, it is obvious now.

I flame everyone at the same time, not individually most of the time.

[Void]

People who think join date matters, they can fuck off.

[[MPGH]Wyo]

void shut u p troll you cant even code

[jennajones]

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People need to look at the date of Threads -.-