Epic Troll /Win

**[MPGH]Killian** · 07-29-2010

I've been trolling Omegle for the past hour.

Results:

You: 5.19.13. Expect Us.
Stranger: Who
Stranger: Who are you?
Stranger: Whats going on?!!!
Stranger: D; oh dear god
You: Who I am is irrelevant. I am a tool. Who WE are, however, is very relevant.
Stranger: Im so very frightened
Stranger: I kinda like the band Tool
You: Do not be frightened, however, our arrival might come at the expense of your livelihood.
Stranger: What do you people do
Stranger: like graffiti and stuff
You: We are benefactors of your race. We are the harbingers of your salvation.
Stranger: big words
Stranger: describe
Stranger: harbingers?
You: You will be integrated into a culture far superior than your own.
Stranger: How many people have you told?
You: My memory does allow the storage of irrelevant facts.
You: I have spread the message to over 9,000 people this Earth day.
Stranger: I'm beginning to doubt these threats
Stranger: Can you provide more worthy information on prove it?
You: Irrelevant. You can not distract me from my duty.
Stranger: Hehe, duty
Stranger: Anyways, your duty is to warn us?
You: Yes. To spread the Message into mainstream circulation.
You: And urge you to prepare for our arrival.
Stranger: Why cant you just not come?
You: We have been watching you. Your litigious nature. Your campaigns of dissent.
You: All these things have climaxed into our present intent.
You: You must be saved. The truth must be revealed to you.
Stranger: Why are you coming?
You: We are coming to uplift you into a far greater society. Much different from your present forms.
Stranger: So, why warn us?
Stranger: It's a good thing, right?
You: So you can prepare for our arrival.
You: Your reaction to Us will dictate whether or not our intent is hostile.
You: Our intent is not hostile, however, your salvation might come at the expense of your livelihood.
Stranger: Have you seen the movie District 9?
Stranger: Watch it.
You: Irrelevant.
Stranger: Actually, it is not irrelevant
You: Ellaborate.
Stranger: It is a steady prediction of what will happen
Stranger: Watc
Stranger: Watch it.
Stranger: You will find out.
You: I can not watch it. I am here to inject the Message into mainstream circulation.
Stranger: Ok.
You: If you have no further inquiries. I should move on.
Stranger: Send a larger message.
Stranger: Not onh Omegle
You: I am only one tool of many. Delivering the message to all forms of mass media.
Stranger: Try a bigger form of media
Stranger: Omegle is small
You: There are already Tools in every other form of mass media. I was assigned to "Omegle".
Stranger: What is your opinion on us so far?
You: My opinion is irrelevant. The opinion of our Collective, is not.
Stranger: Why not start a rebbelion.
Stranger: Do you belive in your cause?
You: Why rebel against a perfect Collective?
You: Our actions only benefit the group as a whole.
Stranger: Is it perfect?
Stranger: Are you happy?
You: Yes. The collective has been perfect for 871803909 years ± 384 hours.
Stranger: Will you arrive on the date above?
You: 5.19.13 will be the date of our arrival.
Stranger: Will you be here?
You: Yes.
You: All of Us will be.
Stranger: I'd like to meet you in person.
Stranger: Do you believe in "love"?