Hair Color | Accent | Height | Personality

[Taylor Swift]

MY dream girl is yo momma

Nigga Pls, if u talkin Bout the Bich I posted, She has Herpes of teh Mouth and VeJayJay. So does My Sister, Amber.

[Jabuuty671]

Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes
idk like 5'6 or taller
Personality- Don't wine and COmplain 24/7
Has to be At Least Semi-Hot, Pretty much the DreamGirl of every Guy.

Ingles por favor?

MY dream girl is yo momma

This momma?

[Unsuccessful]

Nigga Pls, if u talkin Bout the Bich I posted, She has Herpes of teh Mouth and VeJayJay. So does My Sister, Amber.

Incest ftw

[Mr.G]

LOLWTF PEDO.

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[Jabuuty671]

Nigga Pls, if u talkin Bout the Bich I posted, She has Herpes of teh Mouth and VeJayJay. So does My Sister, Amber.

Aww.. but Amber's the cute one.
Shit

[CyberGenius]

that explains why you so messed up you were born with every disease under the sun now you have admitted it

[Jabuuty671]

that explains why you so messed up you were born with every disease under the sun now you have admitted it

Jesus Christ, Sam's improved.

[Ali]

Jabuuty you're just a huge spammer .

[Jabuuty671]

Jabuuty you're just a huge spammer .

Alijandro.
I'm interested in what people like, unlike you.
Selfish minion / -
Actually, I wondered what's the majority accent and height people like in a girl
apparently, nobody gives a shit about accent
and the girl has to be shorter (of course)
but idk how shorter

[Mr. Lonely]

1. A guy that can intimidate me
2. I do the chasing
3 . Wise
4. Slighty Retarded
5. Clean , Smart , but likes to play dirty . Sexual and non sexual .
6. Good boy but will break rules just for me .
7. Im hes priority
8. Not typical
9. Perfect hygiene
10. Dosent care abt hes looks ,but he has to look perfect in my eyes .
11. Show me he loves me in non-obvious ways .
12. Hard to get
13. Easy to Please
14. Hates the way I look , But still thinks im beautiful & accepts it .
15. Able to take a sack wack and still smile . . . in pain
16. Send me flowers on a wednesday & tells me " just because "
17. Can never be the same age as me or under.
18. Dosent say " i love you " but proves it .
19. Understanding
20. Stop me from smoking
21. Can handle me
22. Has a job & a car
23. Better then me at everything
24. Rejects me .
25. Wears ankle socks instead of long socks .
26. Aqua Gio Amarni is hes daily cologne
27. Will Carry my Pink Geuss bag in public.
28. Will wear my heels and give me hes shoes if my feet hurt .
29. Let me pluck hes eye brows & pop hes pimples , and shave hes legs .
30. Yell at me when im wrong in public or alone .
31. NEVER EVER LIE TO ME
32. Loves me for me & me only
33. Sings to me with hes ugly voice
34. Dosent care if i yell or cry in public
35. Make sure i never cry .
36. Hes favorite colour cant be red
37. Hopeless at things but tries
38. Tells me how he likes me to dress .
39. Show hes " pussy " side to me .
40. When I look ugly , tells me im ugly and kisses me .
41. Respects my parents & hes
42. When i think abt him i have to feel as if im having a heart attk , or some kind of stroke
43. More action , less talking .
44. Get me back to school
45. Dosent buy me what i want
46. Tease me , then give me nothing
47. Leaves me $5.40 after having sex .
48. Leaves & comes back , before i wake up .
49. Tells me to buy more condoms with $5.40
50. Never gives me a suprise hug from behind
51. Hates drugs , smoking , etc
52. Practice stackers so he can go to the arcarde and win me a toy .
53. Plays the piano
54. Buys me lingerie
55. Not horny 24/7
56. Let me buy hes undies
57. Let me cut hes hair
58. Can wait 5 hrs for me
59. Kind and generous
60. Farts openly around me
61. Attempts to cook for me
62. Let me hold hes dick when hes peeing
63. Talks to me with pen and paper.
64. Would walk to see me , even though its raining .
65. Let me take care of him when hes sick , even if i dont know how to
66. Likes ugly objects
67. Open & himself to me , shy to others .
68. Hates photos but will take them only with me
69. is our favourite position .

Need i say more ?

[Taco]

Need i say more ?

damn girl. thats quite a list.

[Mr. Lonely]

1. A guy that can intimidate me
2. I do the chasing
3 . Wise
4. Slighty Retarded
5. Clean , Smart , but likes to play dirty . Sexual and non sexual .
6. Good boy but will break rules just for me .
7. Im hes priority
8. Not typical
9. Perfect hygiene
10. Dosent care abt hes looks ,but he has to look perfect in my eyes .
11. Show me he loves me in non-obvious ways .
12. Hard to get
13. Easy to Please
14. Hates the way I look , But still thinks im beautiful & accepts it .
15. Able to take a sack wack and still smile . . . in pain
16. Send me flowers on a wednesday & tells me " just because "
17. Can never be the same age as me or under.
18. Dosent say " i love you " but proves it .
19. Understanding
20. Stop me from smoking
21. Can handle me
22. Has a job & a car
23. Better then me at everything
24. Rejects me .
25. Wears ankle socks instead of long socks .
26. Aqua Gio Amarni is hes daily cologne
27. Will Carry my Pink Geuss bag in public.
28. Will wear my heels and give me hes shoes if my feet hurt .
29. Let me pluck hes eye brows & pop hes pimples , and shave hes legs .
30. Yell at me when im wrong in public or alone .
31. NEVER EVER LIE TO ME
32. Loves me for me & me only
33. Sings to me with hes ugly voice
34. Dosent care if i yell or cry in public
35. Make sure i never cry .
36. Hes favorite colour cant be red
37. Hopeless at things but tries
38. Tells me how he likes me to dress .
39. Show hes " pussy " side to me .
40. When I look ugly , tells me im ugly and kisses me .
41. Respects my parents & hes
42. When i think abt him i have to feel as if im having a heart attk , or some kind of stroke
43. More action , less talking .
44. Get me back to school
45. Dosent buy me what i want
46. Tease me , then give me nothing
47. Leaves me $5.40 after having sex .
48. Leaves & comes back , before i wake up .
49. Tells me to buy more condoms with $5.40
50. Never gives me a suprise hug from behind
51. Hates drugs , smoking , etc
52. Practice stackers so he can go to the arcarde and win me a toy .
53. Plays the piano
54. Buys me lingerie
55. Not horny 24/7
56. Let me buy hes undies
57. Let me cut hes hair
58. Can wait 5 hrs for me
59. Kind and generous
60. Farts openly around me
61. Attempts to cook for me
62. Let me hold hes dick when hes peeing
63. Talks to me with pen and paper.
64. Would walk to see me , even though its raining .
65. Let me take care of him when hes sick , even if i dont know how to
66. Likes ugly objects
67. Open & himself to me , shy to others .
68. Hates photos but will take them only with me
69. is our favourite position .

Need i say more ?

This list , was somone that actually existed .
And never will again , which is why ive been single for 3 years .

[Taco]

This list , was somone that actually existed .
And never will again , which is why ive been single for 3 years .

ohh..........

[Aquafina]

This list , was somone that actually existed .
And never will again , which is why ive been single for 3 years .

awwwwww.

[Unsuccessful]

that list describes me