How to speak nigga, the serious no joke way.

[Polo™]

When Confronted After Stealing A Pair of Shoes
Standard: "Excuse me, but I purchased these shoes at my local footwear retailer, and I'll thank you very much to keep quiet about how I obtained them."
Ebonics: What the fuck? Nigga i just now bought these shits from foot locker. Fuck wrong wit u.


Meeting Girls
Standard: Hm! Quite an attractive young lady, isn't she?
Ebonics: Damn shes fine...

Standard: "My you're a lovely young lady."
Ebonics: "Damn girl u finee."


Standard: "Let's go for a ride shall we?"
Ebonics: "Ey girl, come take a ride with me."


Standard: "You are beautiful. I would like to make love to you."
Ebonics: "Hey wats happnin bitch? Want some real dick?." (theres no ebonics translation for that)


When Asking A Girl on A Date
Standard: "Would you like to go out sometime?"
Ebonics: *there is no translation, as its really much all the same with asking a girl out no matter what culture u are*


Greeting Old Friends
Standard: "Hello Sir."
Ebonics: "Yo wassup bra?" Alternative Ebonics: Eyy *insert friend's name here*


Asking to borrow some cash
Standard: "May I borrow some money?"
Ebonics: "Eyy bra lemme get a dolla i'll pay u back tomorrow."(i myself hav asked, and hav been asked this question the most)


Standard: Dad, could you please spare me some money? I am going to dinner with my girlfriend.
Ebonics: Im going out with this girl can i hav some money?(theres no real ebonics translation for this)


After Being Denied To Borrow Some Cash
Standard: You don't have it? Thanks anyway.
Ebonics: Cmon bruh i know u gotta dollar i swear i'll pay u back tomorrow


Meeting new people
Standard: "Hello Sir."
Ebonics: "Wassup?"


Standard: "I admire your fashionable running shoes and wish to ascertain a pair of similar quality and model"
Ebonics: "Nice shoes.!!"(no translation)


When Sexuality Taken Into Question
Standard: I am absolutely puzzled as to where you heard that, but I can assure you, I am not a homosexual.
Ebonics: "What the fuck? Nigga u gay"


When Threatened
Standard: You had better relax or I will be forced to defend myself
Ebonics: "Bet you wont. I'll get off on ya ass right now" *drops backpack* "You want some nigga?"


When Threatening
Standard: Leave now, or unfortunately I will be left with no other choice than to physically eject you.
Ebonics:" Bruh get out ma face bruh. Im bout to lean in ya shit buh get out ma face.
Alternate Ebonics: "Wassup pussy? I'll go in ya shit right now homeboi"


When confronting someone who is lying
Standard: You're lying. Tell the truth.
Ebonics: "U lyin bruh"


When attempting to sing
Standard: My frozen dairy treat brings all the gentlemen to my front lawn. Some argue that it is superior to yours. Yes, they are correct, it is far superior to yours. I could pass along this knowledge, but there would be a fee.
Ebonics: "Fuck that shit lets go get em, if the 9 bullets miss then the stick gon drillem.
Pull out tha stick, where da fuck nigga tryina talk that shit"....etc



When Sharing Camaraderie
Standard: You and I are friends. I hope we can remain best friends forever.
Ebonics: "You my nigga dawg."


Standard: Whatever.
Ebonics: "Whateva nigga."


Standard: I win!
Ebonics: "U just got yo ass whooped"


Standard: What a surprise!
Ebonics: "Daaaaamn."


Standard: Do you agree with what I've said?
Ebonics: "Uknawatimean?"


Standard: Hello kind sir, would you like to light a marijuana plant, and then get carefree with me?
Ebonics: "Eyy bruh u wanna burn after skool?"


Standard: Oh dear.
Ebonics: "Aw SHIT."


Standard: "Farewell, my love. I am not the father of that child."
Ebonics: "That aint my baby"


Standard: "Oh dear. What time is it of the current moment?"
Ebonics: "Hold up, what time it is?"

[[MPGH]Doc]

Blacks aren't the only ones that talk like that.

[Alen]

Isn't one thread enough?

[Polo™]

Blacks aren't the only ones that talk like that.

Ik but the last thread was racist as hell.

[[MPGH]Ghost]

this is wigger boot camp
and i have said a few of those /

[Polo™]

this is wigger boot camp
and i have said a few of those /

Blooo blah its a counter to that racist shit from before.

[[MPGH]Ghost]

/
didnt see that thread
well done boi

[Stifmeister]

Ik but the last thread was racist as hell.

/ /

[Hahne]

hmm ****** i talk like this but i say cunt and ****** in nearly every sentence

[Comet]

PROOF! Americans are more racist than UK .

[Niku ・(￣∀￣)・]

this thread made me rofl..
which i don't know why...

[Mr. Lonely]

I dont understand niggalish .
If a black guy ever says " damn you hella fine "

I'll be like " damn boi , you hella ugly "
Black guys in Australia try to act more polite then the others .

[Stifmeister]

I dont understand niggalish .
If a black guy ever says " damn you hella fine "

I'll be like " damn boi , you hella ugly "
Black guys in Australia try to act more polite then the others .

I don't think they'll ever say "damn you hella fine" to you /yea

[pyshing]

The other thread is better

[Mr. Lonely]

I don't think they'll ever say "damn you hella fine" to you /yea

Nah , i dont think so either , Them big black boys will be more interested in your tight white ass .