Best parody ever!

[sKy_wAlKeR]

Just gonna sit here and get real fat
But that's alright I'm completely fine with that
And I will do this 'til the day I die
It's because I just love eating curly fries
I'm in love with curly fries

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I can't tell you why I'm like this,
I can only tell you what I do. And
Right now we're about to go on a fun bike ride
Then make a delicious curly fry pie. (Mmmm!)
If eating curly fries is wrong then I don't wanna be right

Watchin the Telly, Watchin Free Willy
Now were kicking back and reminiscing
About the past and the good ol days
One time we went outside to jump on the trampoline
But, then you fell off and then my dog ate you.
That was so rude, of him to do.
I went inside and put your remains in my left shoe

Then that one time I put you on a leash
We took a long walk, it was just you and me
Then you went behind my back, stole my phone and called the cops on me
I got mad and took u to the kitchen and chopped you
Into a bazillion pieces, sorry, my bad dude
I forgot to give you a proper name
So now it's Carlisle, so Carlisle would you make my life
And be my lawfully wedded wife. Say I do

We'll get a house together
With a white picket fence, live in the hills
I'll be a stay at home husband
For real!!!

[Slice-]

Pretty good