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    Biggest Fucking Pansy

    [COLOR="Black"]So, My Dad called the Cops on me, Reason: I got all my shit taken away for not doing chores / and so I went outside about 30 Minutes later and I went, Dad, Why did you take all my SHit? He goes, hmmm if you font tell me why in the next 30 Seconds then it will be gone for a week, I sat there, he went okay 1 Week I went Woopty Fuckin Doooo, he went okay then 2 Weeks, AHAHAHAAA you aren't really smart now are you? I went, hmmm 40 With the Maturity of an 8 year old, he started walking towards me, sooo... you got into a little bit of Posion Oak? So you had to go get a Damn Shot while you expect me to sit here and do chores for your Lazy Pussy ass? He went ,Go inside,Now. I went no, I want to talk, he goes no, and then he started sniffling I went AWWWWW IS THE LITTLE BITCH CRYING????? AWWW HOOWWWW SWEEETTTTT
    now then Explain to me please why you took all my Shit? He went, god damn you really are a true Idiot arent you? I went once again When are you ever going to grow the Fuck up? He Went okay GO inside Now, I went nope Im just going to sit my happy ass here. He walked over to me, and Grabbed me around the Neck, I defended Punched him in the Fuckin Face he Stumbled back and then started running at my ass, I rared Back and Knocked his Ass off his God Damn Feet, Punched his ass straight in the Fuckin Nose and Broke that Bitch T_T
    He goes, IM CALLIN THE COPS I WENT

    CEEEWWWLLLL CALL THE GOD DAMN COPS PANSY BITCH!!!
    so he goes inside, and calls the Fuckin Cops,

    and now I have a Domestic Violence offense on my Fucking Record T_T
    Thats my last 2 days
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    u going to change your user title back to Father Abuser?
    Cool Story Bro

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    tl;dr. Annoying font. Just skimmed it. You got what you deserved. /

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    I love that story.

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    Your dad is a dick, just run away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evan80 View Post
    u going to change your user title back to Father Abuser?
    Cool Story Bro
    fuck up man. don't talk.



    on-topic:
    ungodly, yo, get on MSN. talk ta meh. You are a minor though, so depending on the severity of the charges, they will more than likely be dropped when you turn 18 (or so i'm told...)

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    I'm on MSN you D***
    My internet shuts off in 25 Minutes soooo yah...

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnGodly View Post
    I'm on MSN you D***
    My internet shuts off in 25 Minutes soooo yah...
    oh. my msn changed.
    mpgh-killian@hotmail.com


    add et

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    Lmao that shit will be dropped. Domestic violence isn't even a big deal.

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    Tell the popo he been touchin you.

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    LMAO!!!!! Epic Crusty Epic. Im 15 Why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnGodly View Post
    LMAO!!!!! Epic Crusty Epic. Im 15 Why?
    Lol 15 and demestic violence. Lucky im 13.


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