Originally Posted by
Tiresome
Right on.
Here's some tips if you're as annoyed by bugs in your house as I am:
1. Overpump a basketball as much as possible and keep it handy. Throw it at anything that is little, black and moves. Will demolish the SHIT out of it. If you break a lamp or something in the process, fucking worth it.
2. Take your shoes off in your room or wherever you spend most of your time. Buy extra spray deodorant and keep a full one handy. When you're under siege for the bug enemy, grab a shoe and slide your hand in it and with the other hand grab the spray deodorant. Spray whatever moves and slap the shit out of it with the shoe as hard as possible.
3. Don't be a ****** and get a napkin and squeeze it to death. It invaded your home, it deserves to be fucking demolished by any means and without consideration of cost.