chances of zombies actually being real

[Byrd]

Lol you actually took the time to read that? It's a fact. Zombies don't exist.

i read what its says

and prove to me they don't

[HazedUp]

I don't care what anyone says, I took a look at it and it's real in my eyes, and i know half of the people reading my post are like "Fucking Stoner" but really, just put your mind in the story, It's completely, real...

[/b/oss]

zombies... meet my beneli >

[Sjoerd]

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This bug infects rats, but can only breed inside the intestines of a cat. The parasite knows it needs to get the rat inside the cat (yes, we realize this sounds like the beginning of the most fucked-up Dr. Seuss poem ever) so the parasite takes over the rat's freaking brain, and intentionally makes it scurry toward where the cats hang out. The rat is being programmed to get itself eaten, and it doesn't even know.

Read more: 5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen | Cracked.com

fucktard, if we would be infected, we would go search cats.
but these cats cant do use shit

[/b/oss]

fucktard, if we would be infected, we would go search cats.
but these cats cant do use shit

u really belive in this bed time story?

[Byrd]

fucktard, if we would be infected, we would go search cats.
but these cats cant do use shit

so not what my post was about

[Slice-]

Zombies are as fast as snails.

[Byrd]

Zombies are as fast as snails.

well you guys have something in common

[/b/oss]

Zombies are as fast as snails.

hmm if there's Dave the zombie they may create the ZMPGH (zombie MPGH) and they can make speed hack. plus there may be Arun teh zombie and kill all of us/

[Sjoerd]

ZOMBIES SHALL NEVER KILL ME

[Personality]

I knew The Zombie Survival Guide was not a waste of money.

[Ez1kyle]

[youtube]7EbeqPynF2s[tube]

[/b/oss]

ZOMBIES SHALL NEVER KILL ME

they won't because they won't exist

Ez1kyle i laughed so hard

[~Shadow]

Zombies are slow, they'll do nothing.
/nuff said

lol.....I am Legend?

[Mr.G]

lies .