Mountain Dew

[[MPGH]Killian]

Think about it.

Just think about it.


Perverts. /

[sithkid]

I thought you were a guy??

[Ice_Cream]

Root beer.


Just...

Root beer.

[Robert]

Urban Dictionary: Mountain Dew

i solved it

[Evan]

Urban Dictionary: Mountain Dew

i solved it

^
this Epic win

[Versa]

Drinking that makes your penis smaller its a fact at my school lol no one drinks it

[Insomniac]

Basically a caffenated version of 7Up mixed with lemonade. Contrary to popular belief, Yellow 5 (the dye used to color the soda yellow) does not make your testicles shrink, but it does slightly lower your sperm count for about an hour or two after drinking.

[jennajones]

I thought he was a guy too
o.o
why is everyone changing genders
D:

And
Dr.Pepper makes girls Vuhginas smell.

[[MPGH]Killian]

damn, you people are retarded.
(except Insomniac)
MOUNTAIN DEW.
Mount n dew.
Mount n do.

MOUNT N DEW ME dumbshits, thats the perverted joke.

Boombox thought it was funny.

[iRobot™]

also i heard mountain dew reduces sperm

[Insomniac]

also i heard mountain dew reduces sperm

Basically a caffenated version of 7Up mixed with lemonade. Contrary to popular belief, Yellow 5 (the dye used to color the soda yellow) does not make your testicles shrink, but it does slightly lower your sperm count for about an hour or two after drinking.

U didnt read t.hat?
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[40_glocc]

Basically a caffenated version of 7Up mixed with lemonade. Contrary to popular belief, Yellow 5 (the dye used to color the soda yellow) does not make your testicles shrink, but it does slightly lower your sperm count for about an hour or two after drinking.

U didnt read t.hat?
scroll up

It's made from orange juice. Not lemonade.

[CRUSTY]

Pretty sure anyone that still thinks mountain dew makes your dick shrink needs to go back to 8th grade

Mtn Dew is... kinda nasty [the drink]

[[MPGH]Killian]

/facepalm2thedirectionofthisthread

[Jarppi]

Think about it.

Just think about it.


Perverts. /

i wish to rep you on this one, but i did already /