Help me.

[ShunnyBun]

^even better.

But, I don't wana risk my iPhone getting tooken up.

[[MPGH]Wyo]

This will be difficult to do if you have a stay at home with your mom or dad.

1.If you are going to be sick to skip a test, tell your parent that you don't feel your best a couple days earlier. This makes it more believable that you are sick.
2.The night before your faking sick day, go to a parent a couple of hours after you go to bed and ask for medicine, but put the medicine in your pocket when your parents aren't looking.
3.When you first wake up in the morning, tell your mom or dad that you feel bad. Try coughing and sneezing a little, but don't over do it, or they will realize that you are faking it.
4.Don't speak in the "sick voice", because it sounds fake, but if you speak in too normal voice, it will also be less believable. Try to find a good balance.
5.If your parents want to feel your forehead, try rubbing on it fast to create body heat. Do not put it over a fire or stove though, that might make you feel so hot it could earn you a trip to the emergency room.
6.When getting dressed, button up your shirt but skip a couple buttons. also mess up your hair.
7.Moan a little, try and let them know you're really not feeling well, clutch your stomach or head and tell them you are dizzy.
8.If your parents give you medicine, be sure to sneak it into your pocket when they aren't looking.
9.Don't eat much breakfast.
10.Get up a little later than you should and walk around kind of slow.

[ShunnyBun]

^That deserves a +rep :P.
I managed to pull it off by putting warm water in my mouth and getting my temp tooken.

a 101° temp, but have to be in my room :P

[[MPGH]Wyo]

Or you just could do this

If you're skipping school alone, tell a friend you are and get them to cover for you in class and tell your teachers that you're sick. If you're skipping school with a friend, arrange a place to meet off campus so you can skip together. Never leave school with a friend or group of people, it will arouse suspicion.

1.Get ready as normal in the morning, packing a change of clothes, and get your parents to drop you off, preferably at the back of the school and in the route that they aren't going.
2.When you can't see them anymore, find a secluded place to change out of your school clothes.
3.Walk to your destination, acting as casual as possible. Keep an eye on the time, so you can leave time to change back into your school clothes and catch the bus/get picked up.
4.Be sure to turn up at the normal time your parents pick you up/go on the bus, at the end of school,. If you see teachers beforehand and they ask you where you were, say you were in the bathroom sick or at an appointment but make sure your parents dont find out...

[miki08]

just say u go but don't go

i did it a lot of times and got caught only once like now im suposed to be in school but don't want to have another lesson today so i went home

[Evan]

kill your mother
it never fails

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

Eat bananas and drink milk and watch the throwing up commence.