have you ever

[flameswor10]

have you ever jerked off and jizzed so hard it hit you on the chin or just covered your chest?

Or have you ever jizzed and filled your belly button up and had to spend like 3 minutes with a tissue trying to clean it so it doesnt smell like shit AND jizz
(Why the fuck does your belly button smell so bad anyway)

Number 1: How long do you have to not wank for that to happen
Number 2: Is that even possible? o.o Jizzing into your bellybutton LOL

[Obama]

Have you ever got laid?

[flameswor10]

Have you ever got laid?

Don't diss a fifteen year old like me LOL

[Unsuccessful]

ur belly button smells like shit ?

[Haze]

if youre 13 and havent been laid you're gay.

that makes 98% of the userbase at MPGH gay.

[hackzerz]

lol JIZZ get a girl bro... jizz in her belly button

[Storm]

my jizz is as strong and fast as bullets, dont get me mad when i got my pants down lmao

[[MPGH]Austin]

i remember this one time, at band camp, it went in my hair.

[Markus]

this is turning wired

if youre 13 and havent been laid you're gay.

that makes 98% of the userbase at MPGH gay.

fuff you im not gay

[Hahne]

ah man thats fucked up :/

[flameswor10]

if youre 13 and havent been laid you're gay.

that makes 98% of the userbase at MPGH gay.

Wowie.. I'm at australia. Not America :/ Australian chicks are harder to get into

[HW$%yh5eh5ea5heheh5]

Wowie.. I'm at australia. Not America :/ Australian chicks are harder to get into

well at leasts its possible, my bitch has a purity ring

[InCapacitated]

Oh! Good times...good times

[Dr.Dental]

Wowie.. I'm at australia. Not America :/ Australian chicks are harder to get into

Australian chicks aren't that good to be honest (and I live in Australia)

[InCapacitated]

Australian chicks aren't that good to be honest (and I live in Australia)

Who cares?!
Just get a hooker!