[2.0][Text] KidEpiDemiK VS. Bombsaway707

[Evelyn]

This is the first round of the Text Portion of the Rap tournament!


Rules;

200 Characters Minimum

800 Characters Maximum

Three "Rounds / Turns" Per person - Unless You Give Up

48 Hours to Respond Or "Check-In"

Lyrics must be Original, Any Plagiarism will disqualify you.



Judging Will Start after The "Three Rounds" have been completed, There will be a form to fill out.


KidEpiDemiK Begins.

Good Luck!

[aComplexGamer]

Met a couple wags, i put
em in black bags and feed the corpses to fat Slags, then you've killed
2 birds 10 stone, worth of worthless nobody moans.

3 lines on my shirt and my desk,
Girls telling me I'm nothing but a pest.
I wanna know whats written about me so you spill the beans an I'll
flick em. Yes.

I'm like a book dipped in blood blud, well read.
Like a knife on a hovis loaf I'm interbred. I wanna quit drink smoking,
otherwise my lifes more messed up and shorter than dwarves on a plane getting head.


Switch the flow back, people telling me I'm gay, no brokeback.
just an injury hindering all of my movement, mate that's mersh, don't toke that.

shit now I'm sick of this,
same old shit same old bitterness,
like a futile search for the clitoris,
you're a a shrink go ahead try and fix this.


I'm a muddled up middle class hero but im a goodfella some call me de biro,
im lying, they say i look like chris griffin, snorting a key and a line.

btw i dont have windows office so i dont know if thats enuf

[J Miliam]

Met a couple wags, i put
em in black bags and feed the corpses to fat Slags, then you've killed
2 birds 10 stone, worth of worthless nobody moans.

3 lines on my shirt and my desk,
Girls telling me I'm nothing but a pest.
I wanna know whats written about me so you spill the beans an I'll
flick em. Yes.

I'm like a book dipped in blood blud, well read.
Like a knife on a hovis loaf I'm interbred. I wanna quit drink smoking,
otherwise my lifes more messed up and shorter than dwarves on a plane getting head.


Switch the flow back, people telling me I'm gay, no brokeback.
just an injury hindering all of my movement, mate that's mersh, don't toke that.

shit now I'm sick of this,
same old shit same old bitterness,
like a futile search for the clitoris,
you're a a shrink go ahead try and fix this.


I'm a muddled up middle class hero but im a goodfella some call me de biro,
im lying, they say i look like chris griffin, snorting a key and a line.

btw i dont have windows office so i dont know if thats enuf

Uh... Deep shit. But you went over.

[Bombsaway707]

Met a couple wags, i put
em in black bags and feed the corpses to fat Slags, then you've killed
2 birds 10 stone, worth of worthless nobody moans.

3 lines on my shirt and my desk,
Girls telling me I'm nothing but a pest.
I wanna know whats written about me so you spill the beans an I'll
flick em. Yes.

I'm like a book dipped in blood blud, well read.
Like a knife on a hovis loaf I'm interbred. I wanna quit drink smoking,
otherwise my lifes more messed up and shorter than dwarves on a plane getting head.


Switch the flow back, people telling me I'm gay, no brokeback.
just an injury hindering all of my movement, mate that's mersh, don't toke that.

shit now I'm sick of this,
same old shit same old bitterness,
like a futile search for the clitoris,
you're a a shrink go ahead try and fix this.


I'm a muddled up middle class hero but im a goodfella some call me de biro,
im lying, they say i look like chris griffin, snorting a key and a line.

btw i dont have windows office so i dont know if thats enuf

Homie this is a rap battle alright?
As in battle, duel, a motherfuckin fight
I dont wanna here you whine about your life
This isn't a rap for pain grief or strife
With my lyrical precision ill kill ya
Your spine with chills i will fill ya
Nows lets talk about that thing you call a "rap"
I'll be the first to say it, you rap sucks ass
Your metaphors just plain suck
they look like they've been mutilated by a 18 wheel truck
Your rhymes schemes are just plain whack
Your write this rap while shooting up some crack?
In this battle ill be the victor, my foot on your chest
in this rappin game im most definitely blessed
You can drop out now, i wouldn't be surprised
Continuing against me would be very ill advised
this rap shit is just a game, just an exercise of the mind
Your head is my lyrical aim and my skills have been refined
So thats what im dishin' out to you through and through
Hope my words don't give your brain a large boo-boo
Time for you to step up to the plate and show me what you got
Come at me from all angles i aint got one single blind spot

[aComplexGamer]

Man You Call That Shit a rap
You Prolly Juss a lil white boy who thinks hes black
You think u the real deal Ill take yo Rap and give it the homeless as a free meal
Ya see the difrence Is im real and your Whack
Im at the plate i dont see u know where!
Ya See im the lyricyst around here u just my Serveant
Im Like Wifi and your a wireless router
I have a sick mind with incredible powers
And Yo rap sound like it came from a Fuckin Coward
Im a real Fellow Real narrow Little Fellow with a high skill level
Im Jumping like a bungee no rope
yea Bi**H Im crazy like a shark in the water
I ain't playing games no more, I am the pacman
Im nver bossy because im still gettin that money ima bounce all around the world like a lil bunny
Theres something wrong in ma brain im not the same as everyone else
Well im out of here let that shit twindle in brain of the dumbfounded kid
Whenever u want to get real with a rap Get at me or else
u my as well drop out because im coming with that fire next time

[Bombsaway707]

Man You Call That Shit a rap
You Prolly Juss a lil white boy who thinks hes black
You think u the real deal Ill take yo Rap and give it the homeless as a free meal
Ya see the difrence Is im real and your Whack
Im at the plate i dont see u know where!
Ya See im the lyricyst around here u just my Serveant
Im Like Wifi and your a wireless router
I have a sick mind with incredible powers
And Yo rap sound like it came from a Fuckin Coward
Im a real Fellow Real narrow Little Fellow with a high skill level
Im Jumping like a bungee no rope
yea Bi**H Im crazy like a shark in the water
I ain't playing games no more, I am the pacman
Im nver bossy because im still gettin that money ima bounce all around the world like a lil bunny
Theres something wrong in ma brain im not the same as everyone else
Well im out of here let that shit twindle in brain of the dumbfounded kid
Whenever u want to get real with a rap Get at me or else
u my as well drop out because im coming with that fire next time

Your words don't even rhyme
your rap's so bad it should be considered a crime
to possess it on a piece of paper
one look at it will kill you like a homicidal raper
your similies and metaphors dont make sense,
your rap aint worth a half pence
please evelyn bring me some competition
the kids just getting in the way of my mission
to win this freakin rap tourney
might as well set up this kids gurney
cuz i guarantee to you hes gonna need it
my warning, well...he did not heed it
about trying to fight against the big boys
crack your spine will i, screwin' up your poise
Comin' after me with words, haha hit the deck
im firin' words that will confuse you like alex trebek
people say i got the nicest raps in the county
when you try n' rap they say HA look at that downy
Time for you to step up to the plate and show me what you got
cuz from what i seen your stuff ain't too hot
In this battle i'm most definitely the supreme lord
In Black raps your name at the bottom of the score board
Now that done is done, and the trash has been put out
Time for you to attempt a rap from your brains lyrical drought

[Based God]

I feel bad for Kid...
bombs got you beat man....

[aComplexGamer]

xD yea i quit becasue im not a rapper at all or anything i just did this for fun

[Rave.]

Jared AKA Bombsaway 707 is the whitest kid I've seen on my msn.
It goes to show a white boy can rap on these forums<3

[Bombsaway707]

Jared AKA Bombsaway 707 is the whitest kid I've seen on my msn.
It goes to show a white boy can rap on these forums<3

xD yea i quit becasue im not a rapper at all or anything i just did this for fun

good effort

I feel bad for Kid...
bombs got you beat man....

[Evelyn]

Since one contestant quit, There is no need for votes.

Bombsaway707 Wins.