Seriously just report back sick. easiest excuse in the book.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
CrypTology- (01-31-2011)
Tell them you have road rage issues and are extremely hateful of speeders, drunk drivers...
Pretend to be absolutely crazy...
They'll dismiss you
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tell them ure racist against white people and most likely would not give someone a fair trial
your right.. i am talking out my ass.
BUT, my job has paid jury duty leave (up to 3 days)
so it would still be a win.
edit: ok did some research
heres how it works in my county:
$6 = failOriginally Posted by https://www.examiner.com/legal-issues-in-houston/you-ve-been-summoned-for-jury-duty-now-what
Last edited by AVGN; 01-31-2011 at 07:12 PM.
When You get into the jury or court room tell the Judge You know the excused or Defendant Yadda yadda yadda
Worked for me...
Just do it. It COULD be a "cool" experience. But it could be boring and dumb.
To get out of it just say everything to make yourself unqualified. But dont go overboard or theyll actually talk to you.
Nope when i did mine, Me and the other juries and judge where in a room before it start telling us how things where going to go done. And he said the name of the excused and i new the guy from 11th Grade year and the judge said i cant be a jury..
I still got paid for it tho..
say your black. /end of topic