Dutch Lessons #1; Swaffelen

[Archangel]

Swaffelen

First lesson is about swaffelen. Read below 2lrn
Source: Urban Dictionary: swaffelen

Swaffeling is the way to drive the woman (or if you prefer man, such as some dubious characters) of your dreams to new unprecedented heights and fabulous moments of pleasure. Only men can practice this erotic expression (women also, provided that they are in the possession of sex toys).

The swaffel stands or falls with an important factor. The swaffeller must be in the possession of a so-called top-heavy penis. This means that the penis must not be fully stiffened, though it mustn't be soft either. Top-heavy is a state in which the penis hangs approximately horizontally, and it in which is possible to swing with the penis. Then, take the object to be swaffeled (by preference women's bottom, leg or breast) and slap it gently. Do not hit too hard to prevent bruises and broken bones.

History:
Adam and Eve appear to have done it, the Romans enjoyed it very much on their 40 years lasting journey through the desert, the Jews enjoyed it...
And then in the early middle ages, the noble art of swaffeling was lost. Many feared that the swaffel phenomenon had been taken away forever from mankind, however, on a booze-holiday in Blanes a group of youngsters rediscovered swaffeling, and even perfected it!


Hebbben we weer lekker zitten swaffelen.
To be swaffeled.
To swaffel.
I swaffel, you swaffel, we swaffel.

Easily Explained:

To slap your penis against any object, usually your partners face

More lessons coming soon

[InHuman]

i do this every day

[Viibez x³]

Dutch is German and French mixed.

Fagland get your own language

[Drake]

ma muile .

this means some one has to shut his mouth .

Dutch is German and French mixed.

Fagland get your own language

gtfo Viibez -,- .
Dutch isnt simular to german besides a few words .....
it isnt simular to french either ,

[Archangel]

Dutch is German and French mixed.

Fagland get your own language

Told you this before ******, no french.

then why is it so hard for you germans to speak some dutch huh, if its somemuch alike.

I despite germans.

[zerohead]

Dutch is German and French mixed.

Fagland get your own language

Dutch has nothing to do with french. Its a language between English and German (but more to the German side).

[Stoney Franklin]

so you mean mushroom stamping right?

[Leaf]

ahhahaha i luv it, im dutch so i already knew, part of dutch education ofc.
in FRIES its: Greppelslikkjen (beffen), and stoksloberien (pijpen), im not FRIES, but my schoolmate IS.

[Archangel]

ahhahaha i luv it, im dutch so i already knew, part of dutch education ofc.
in FRIES its: Greppelslikkjen (beffen), and stoksloberien (pijpen), im not FRIES, but my schoolmate IS.

My ancestors are Fries

[Sjoerd]

NEUKEN PIJPEN PIK KUT KUT KUT HOER SLET

[Archangel]

NEUKEN PIJPEN PIK KUT KUT KUT HOER SLET

lekker ouwe

[Ravallo]

Dutch is German and French mixed.

Fagland get your own language

Dutch is a Germanic Language maybe, but it doesn't contain fucking French!

OT:
/me knew this already