I have a question for all of MPGH

[J Miliam]

No she didn't. It was figuratively speaking. Never said it happened to me. I was thinkin n watchin youtube vids and bitches was breakin 360s.

[xXPentarchXx]

No she didn't. It was figuratively speaking. Never said it happened to me. I was thinkin n watchin youtube vids and bitches was breakin 360s.

Don't link please... I almost cried seeing the iPad blended... This will be horror....

[J Miliam]

@Pentarch Do you know how long that shit would take? Makin a woman spend HER money? On ME? Pshhh. You got better chances of making a hobo buy you a Bugatti. Women don't spend their money. They spend ours. Any money women have, they spendin on shoes n shit. Fuck if they gonna spend it on me.

Don't link please... I almost cried seeing the iPad blended... This will be horror....

I won't. I'm on mobile btw so I have a kind of delay.

[xXPentarchXx]

@Pentarch Do you know how long that shit would take? Makin a woman spend HER money? On ME? Pshhh. You got better chances of making a hobo buy you a Bugatti. Women don't spend their money. They spend ours. Any money women have, they spendin on shoes n shit. Fuck if they gonna spend it on me.

Well, I beg to differ. If you use a vibrator, include clitoral stimulation, mouth, breast rubbing, g-spot stimulation, and penetration, wearing a strap on goin in her butt? Yeah, 2 hours of that would work! If she cums, you did a good job! Make sure to have a backup strap on in case you finish before she does.

[J Miliam]

Well, I beg to differ. If you use a vibrator, include clitoral stimulation, mouth, breast rubbing, g-spot stimulation, and penetration, wearing a strap on goin in her butt? Yeah, 2 hours of that would work! If she cums, you did a good job! Make sure to have a backup strap on in case you finish before she does.

You sound like you got experience and study that shit. Fuck if I'm gonna wait for her to cum, let's go to court now. Gimme my money so I can go get my xbox.

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

Did sm1 break yo xbox?

[/b/oss]

buy ps3.
she wont break it

[Sjoerd]

I would break her.

[J Miliam]

Fuck ps3. Playstation had their glory days back on their second try. Fuck if imma pay damn near a stack for a system that got barely any good games. My xbox is on my tv, right now, chillin, like wassup? When you tryna play? What fuckin sucks is that it's the 360 slim without no damn harddrive. Ruins a lot of shit.

[xXPentarchXx]

You sound like you got experience and study that shit. Fuck if I'm gonna wait for her to cum, let's go to court now. Gimme my money so I can go get my xbox.

I have a LOT of fuckin time on my hands... Also, one of my friends is new to the self pleasure thing (She), and I needed to know that sort of stuff in order to help her as best I could... Trust me, if she cums, you will never regret it... It is fuckin HARD to make a girl cum.

MinaReow would know, she is a girl

[Sjoerd]

I have a LOT of fuckin time on my hands... Also, one of my friends is new to the self pleasure thing (She), and I needed to know that sort of stuff in order to help her as best I could... Trust me, if she cums, you will never regret it... It is fuckin HARD to make a girl cum.

MinaReow would know, she is a girl

Wtf u talking about, ur 12

[J Miliam]

You study the art of makin chicks cum. Definitely gonna remember you. I'm goin to you whenever I need help with that kinda shit.

[HannibalJr]

I have a LOT of fucking dicks in my hands... Also, one of my friends is new to the self pleasure thing (He), and I needed to know that sort of stuff in order to help him as best I could...

We talk about xbox here

[Scrcrw]

lemme guess, ur girl broke your xbox?

[J Miliam]

We talk about xbox here

Way to change what he said in the quotes. Clever -_-