Originally Posted by
Scorpion.
1-Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
2-You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen.
3-Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
4-It looks light your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork(favorite.)
5-Dumbass.
6-If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid
7-You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.(epic)
8-Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.(for goodbyes)
9-We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
10-I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.(lol)
Read them all muhahahah.
There is more but this is enough.