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    Nearly died today.

    I was at the train station, took the wrong train 3 times and I was 3 hours late. Some group of black guys threatened to beat me up I didn't really care. A fat ginger emo put her legs on my face and asked for my nationality, i just spit at her >_>. Then half my body got stuck in between the train door. Some guy brake opened the door luckily like 2seconds before the train started moving. Then my ticket wouldn't get out of the ticket machine for some reason wtf -.- and I was basically stuck in some far away town with no money/credit. Apparently my mate was there & he had credit /fml

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    lol black guys could owned you xD

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    how the fuck did you manage to take the wrong train 3 times
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    That's.. bad..

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    The indicator that tells you what station is next is broken and the windows were all foggy. I fucking hate cityrail. I had to ask the employees and they all were like "Yep thats the next station". 3 Times it was the wrong one and couldn't make it back to the train in time so I had to wait for the other one.

    FUCK YOU CITYRAIL D:

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    Australian Blacks < American Nigga's


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