Encyclopedia Davetanica, Volume 1 "Earth" - Page 1 - World Map

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Today, we will be going over Page 1 of something I would like to call "Encyclopedia Davetanica." Encyclopedia Davetanica contains many of the world's mysteries as interpreted in Dave's brain.

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World Map:
On the face of Earth is a very important nation called, the "United States of America" (USA). The national language of this fair nation is American, which has derived it's roots from English, a now extinct language. This nation serves as the melting pot for the whole world and is a result of the incoming hordes of what we like to call, "Mexicans". Mexicans are a wild and savage race that come from a region on Earth referred to as Mexico. Regions outside of the United States of America is considered to be a part of Mexico. The population of this strange and nomadic nation speak in dialects of Mexican which is yet to be translated by American linguistics experts.



That concludes our short explanation of page one, volume one of Encyclopedia Davetanica. Say hello to MPGH1's resident Mexican, Sam.