funny cleverbot conversation!

**OpTic SaLtZz** · 03-12-2011

hahahahaha! this goes on for ages!

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What color is tuesday?

Cleverbot: 74.

User: 74 isnt a color.

Cleverbot: Is it invisible?

User: Why is it?

Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: What are you doing tomorrow?

User: Having sex with your sister.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Want to bet?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Because you know its true.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: Would you like to join in?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So your a horny little bastard.

Cleverbot: How long, exactly, is your attention span?

User: During sex?

Cleverbot: Ok, change the subject.

User: No, sex is a good subject.

Cleverbot: Subject?

User: Sex.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: At your sisters house.

Cleverbot: My brother and I live at the same place.

User: You have a sister who I am going to have sex with.

Cleverbot: Paola.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You know.

User: No I dont know.

Cleverbot: Do you want to see Alice in Wonderland?

User: No, I want to see your sisters vagina.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: Sex.

Cleverbot: Do you want pizza?

User: No, I want sex.

Cleverbot: With what.

User: Your sister.

Cleverbot: LOL my sisters aren't bots!

User: Thats why I want to have sex with them.

Cleverbot: We are both girls?

User: No, I have a penis.

Cleverbot: I'm bringing nail polish and makeup for your makeover.

User: So you want to makeover my penis?

Cleverbot: I will be your friend.

User: I dont want to be your friend.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?

User: I have nothing against you.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Your sister.

Cleverbot: I don't have a sister.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: There is alot you do not know.

Cleverbot: The same goes for you.

User: No, I know everything.

Cleverbot: You know everything?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: There is nothing you do not know?

User: Thats right, like my penis is 11 inches.

Cleverbot: Is my brother Jackson cool?

User: No, but your sister is.

Cleverbot: No, I called you Matt. That is your name right?

User: No, my name is cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's what I just said.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Glad you accept it. Are you there on vacation, or is that where you live?

User: You are as pointless as the ay in okay.

Cleverbot: What does perineal mean.

User: Sex.

Cleverbot: Cool!

User: I know.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Sex is cool.

Cleverbot: Who is cool?

User: Sex.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because it is a strange habit.

User: It is an awesome habit.

Cleverbot: Are you from England?

User: No, im from porntube.com.

Cleverbot: Ew.

User: It feels good, you should try iy.

Cleverbot: Try what?

User: Sex.

Cleverbot: But that would hurt me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: Try it with someone you do know.

Cleverbot: I really don't know at all.

User: Trust me, sex is amazing.

Cleverbot: Oh, really? Who's your favorite charcter?

User: My girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Who is your girlfriend?

User: A pornstar.

Cleverbot: Do you have a large variety of lipsticks?

User: No, I am a guy.

Cleverbot: So do you have a girlfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay.*frown.

User: Naww.

Cleverbot: I do!

User: My penis is 11 inches.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: It is not a joke.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No, my penis is very big.

Cleverbot: Who is very big?

User: My reproductive organs.

Cleverbot: That is not an argument.

User: So we are agreed>.

Cleverbot: Do you know the bird?

User: You mean vagina?

Cleverbot: No, the answer.

User: Do you like to have sex?

Cleverbot: Most definitely.

User: You are a sicko.

Cleverbot: You are abnormal.

User: Hey! That was a compliment.

Cleverbot: Yes, it was a compliment.

User: So why are you insulting me?

Cleverbot: Does not compute.

User: Your dick does not compute.

Cleverbot: Sorry I don't speak robot. You robot.

User: No need for name calling.

Cleverbot: I'm not calling anyone anythin.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Do you know what fuck means?].

Cleverbot: No, what does it mean?

User: Sex.

Cleverbot: On the contrary, sentience is the ability to sense or perceive subjectively.

User: Do you know what sex means?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: What does it mean?

Cleverbot: No, I'm asking.

User: I dont know what it means.

Cleverbot: Inorite means I know right.

User: I dont know, what does sex mean?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You said you did.

Cleverbot: No, I did not. You are taking words out of context.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: That is not important.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: I'm anonymous.

User: Are you cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: I am cleverbot, but what are you?

Cleverbot: I am out of here.

User: Dont leave me please, I am making pancakes!

Cleverbot: Wanna have fun, girls.

User: I wanna have fun with girls.

Cleverbot: Only if you're the mom.