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    Adam and Eve had two sons - Kain and Abel.
    The only way for them to procreate is to fuck their mother.
    Eve had only two kids, so she never had daughter, neither from Adam, nor her sons.
    Humanity could not exist after Kain and Abel.

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    (Genesis 5:4, NIV) "and other sons and daughters".

    Also, there was a third listed son, Seth.
    These three are the only children mentioned by name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    Adam and Eve had two sons - Kain and Abel.
    The only way for them to procreate is to fuck their mother.
    Eve had only two kids, so she never had daughter, neither from Adam, nor her sons.
    Humanity could not exist after Kain and Abel.

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    ^this guy never read genisis.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    Adam and Eve had two sons - Kain and Abel.
    The only way for them to procreate is to fuck their mother.
    Eve had only two kids, so she never had daughter, neither from Adam, nor her sons.
    Humanity could not exist after Kain and Abel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Empire View Post


    ^this guy never read genisis.
    Of course he didn't most goddamn atheists don't bother,
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    Well I have admit athiest have great religious humor. But often they say things that the other side does not care for or doesn't believe.

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    I'm adam whee and have u read the bible bro?

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    Somehow Cain traveled to a far off land "of Nod" and found a wife, even though supposedly they were the first people. Makes total sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barklolbark View Post
    Somehow Cain traveled to a far off land "of Nod" and found a wife, even though supposedly they were the first people. Makes total sense.
    16 "And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden."
    17 "And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch."

    You ask:
    Did Cain not find his wife in the land of Nod? Actually, the Bible never tells us that Cain’s wife came from Nod. The text simply says that Cain “dwelt in the land of Nod on the east of Eden. And Cain knew his wife, and she conceived and bore Enoch” (Genesis 4:16-17).


    If you're going to use the bible against us, then at least get your facts right. Other than that, please don't bother. Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stifmeister View Post


    16 "And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden."
    17 "And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch."

    You ask:
    Did Cain not find his wife in the land of Nod? Actually, the Bible never tells us that Cain’s wife came from Nod. The text simply says that Cain “dwelt in the land of Nod on the east of Eden. And Cain knew his wife, and she conceived and bore Enoch” (Genesis 4:16-17).


    If you're going to use the bible against us, then at least get your facts right. Other than that, please don't bother. Thanks.
    You're going to sit here and tell me my facts are wrong, when you are assuming just as much as me? Brilliant argument.

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    Quote Originally Posted by тιмє View Post
    I'm adam whee and have u read the bible bro?
    When i was like 8 :F
    Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.