Near death experiences.

[kvll]

This kid on my bus had to be hospitalized because someone farted in his mouth.

impossible,how in the fuck? ohh in 2005 in a trip with my classmates i shoved a pig's trotters in someone's ass. )

[Viibez]

it's 100% true! well i'm from Romania,and the cops are really shit here,they don't even have guns. Me and my gang beaten a kid.

Fail troll sister

[Blitz]

No windows.
Can't scream out something not there.
I tried kicking down the door, failed

You failed at busting down a door? It's a shame you had your cell phone with you, it really is.

[kvll]

Fail troll sister

dude i swear,fuck sake omg. ROMANIA IT'S NOT USA,IT'S A MODERN VERSION OR IRAQ ,deal with it,we're fucking awesome!.

[Jon]

I was about 7 maybe 8 my parents said they were going to the gas station so they left me home i wondered throughout the house and finally stopped in my garage the next thing i know i was locked in. There was only dog food, and coke. I survived on that for about 20 minutes until my parents came back. Yes, you heard me a WHOLE 20 minutes. thats my near death experience. This is a true story.

[Margherita]

My Brothers:
I swung a baseball bat at full strength trying to hit a ball & I let go of the bat. Then it was going so fast at my brother's head and nailed him. There was a hole and blood everywhere. He was rushed to the Hospital, and stayed over night for a while. A bunch of stitches. Doctor said if he had come later then he would've died.

[ZeroTroubles]

then fuck you .if you don't believe

Ye right, you beat a child then tell it on forums

[Wolf]

that I wasn't allowed to jump for 2 years

ahaahahahahahhahahahahaaahahahahhahahahaahahahhaa

wtf ahahahaaahahah

[Margherita]

Ye right, you beat a child then tell it on forums

No one cares what gets posted on MPGH. He probably beat a child, everyone that has balls can beat up a kid

[Wolf]

lololololol

when I was doing set moving for a play I was carrying it w/ this chick (She ain't even that fit) and cus yah know girls take their shoes off 24/7 I was like, wait lemmie move these chairs so I put it down... on her foot like cut her big toe's nail in half, she thought it had cut her toe off ahahhahha

[ZeroTroubles]

Im honestly ashamed for some of the replys to this thread.

We should change general in to trolleral

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Fail troll sister

he srsly aint trolling

[Margherita]

Im honestly ashamed for some of the replys to this thread.

We should change general in to trolleral

Okay. General has always been like this

[Jon]

if you knew they would troll the shit out of your thread why even post?

[Wolf]

Im honestly ashamed for some of the replys to this thread.

We should change general in to trolleral

General was worse.

but lolololololol can't jump ahahh

that's bullshit.