I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number.

[Nathan]

You should call back and say, I'm lookin for Monique

[Cal]

I do this when i get the wrong number :/

[Takari]

I called a chick with mistake and we got friends because of that.
Try making friends with her

[-PoisonedG-]

Pretend to be Monquie so she gets in trouble

[KoЯn]

Some woman just called me. From her voice (and my expert analysis) I determined that she must be black.

"Oh haii, I'm lookin' fur Monique."

Me: "I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number."

"Ohh, I'm so sorry, child. Excuse me."

-she hangs up-

10 seconds later...

"Oh haii, I'm lookin' fur Monique."

Me: "You've gotta be shitting me."

I hang up.






Dumb bitch.

Lawl... That sucks you better hope she doesn't call back "lookin' fur Monique"

[Obey]

"I'd like a 20 piece chicken leg dinner".

[KoЯn]

"I'd like a 20 piece chicken leg dinner".

Okay, would you like any of our Special Black Sauce to go with that?

[Nathan]

Okay, would you like any of our Special Black Sauce to go with that?

I want Special White Sauce.

[Skyline.]

A bucket of crispy strips.

[x.navi.x]

I once had a telemarketer call me and ask about doing some ****** and I said no thanks. He replied with " Well you sound hot, are you single?". WTF!

[-PoisonedG-]

Are you???

[x.navi.x]

Are you???

<-No clue.

[Nathan]

Are you???

Of course not, hot girls don't post on forums.

[KoЯn]

I want Special White Sauce.

Sorry, we're SLAM outta that...

LOL @x.navi.x

[-PoisonedG-]

<-No clue.

Take a pic and I'll judge nothing dirty