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05-05-2011 #1Banned
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im so alone
whenever i talk to girls i dont know what to say and i get a boner.
how do i make good talk ))))): plz
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05-05-2011 #2Dual-Keyboard Member
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05-05-2011 #3
I got ants in my butt, and I needs to strut. 
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Just say( Qieres Salami O Merengue Merengue)
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First things First...
Control that boner
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05-05-2011 #5
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just say i love you to her
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it'll be ok when you get older.
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05-05-2011 #7
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act like you're not interested in them.
Early in the morning risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason a reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money's all gone
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05-05-2011 #8
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Originally Posted by Haze
chyeaa but erm,
step 1 - hide your boner
step 2 - repeat the words , 'hey angel, you duh sexy'
step 3 - instantly move to home run
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05-05-2011 #9Banned
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First lift your left leg as high as you can.
That'll get rid of the boner.
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05-05-2011 #10Aut Vincere, Aut Mori!
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Wow you guys give bad advice. Minus Ravallo.
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tell her she looks like megan fox Originally Posted by Ravallo
- Compliment her on her hair
- Ask her if she has new clothes
Girls like that
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The boner's all you really need tbh. Go to a party where everyone's on sum E, then bang away! Then make her your girlfriend!
Oh, and keep that pimp hand strong!Time to start cycling through old sigs.
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Well that is that and this is this,
You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get,
You get away from me.
You get away from me.__________________________________________________Modest Mouse
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Float On
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05-05-2011 #14
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then you forget to use condoms and she gets pregnant. Originally Posted by Remorse
then you die.
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05-05-2011 #15Part time criminal, Full time beauty
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Open your pants and show your boner.
