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  1. 05-05-2011 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjoerd View Post
    Open your pants and show your boner.
    This'd work on me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Bones Brook View Post
    This'd work on me.
    I know, i know
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    i wish it was that easy ^
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    1st: Isolate your dick!
    2nd: Speak french, easy bitches always fall for it.
    3rd: Quote some romantic shit from books, like Romeo and Giuliette.
    4th: Try practising speech with your mom. It sounds stupid but it should work. If not, try your sister.
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    whip your snake out and let it slither like crazy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjoerd View Post
    Open your pants and show your boner.
    WIN
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    dumb thread is pathetic.

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    unzip dat boner and say suck it plz?
    Dicks, That is all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by [QQ]?lol View Post
    1st: Isolate your dick!
    2nd: Speak french, easy bitches always fall for it.
    3rd: Quote some romantic shit from books, like Romeo and Giuliette.
    4th: Try practising speech with your mom. It sounds stupid but it should work. If not, try your sister.
    IF I PROFANE WITH MY UNWORTHIEST HAND
    THIS HOLY SHRINE, THE GENTLE SIN IS THIS
    MY LIPS, TWO BLUSHING PILGRIMS, READY STAND
    TO SMOOTH UP THAT ROUGH TOUCH WITH A GENTLE KISS


    Girls always tell me it's awesome when I tell them I read Shakespeare.
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    Just open up for her.

    maybe she will for you too
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    I am so alone too...
    lets be alone together!
    seewatididthar?

    anyways, put you lil boi away, and go talk to them... think of them as if they are ugly
    you will talk to them with ease
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockett View Post
    Just open up for her.

    maybe she will for you too
    You mean like open her legs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by XiTiXx View Post
    I am so alone too...
    lets be alone together!
    seewatididthar?

    anyways, put you lil boi away, and go talk to them... think of them as if they are ugly
    you will talk to them with ease
    Wow, that's actually good advice, MPGH actually gave good advice for once...

    Thanks doods.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haze View Post


    Wow, that's actually good advice, MPGH actually gave good advice for once...

    Thanks doods.
    dude, if you really like her then just be nice around her and her friends. occasionally compliment her and buy her small gifts. take her out and do things she likes. don't talk 24/7 cos then you just bore each other.

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