o wait nvm .
My friend and I was driving around and stuff, the place we was driving around at was very very very strick about having no seatbelt and i didn't know. So, doing our usual thing we saw sirens, i pulled over. This cop was hot and everything and did the usual stuff, my friend told me he is giving us a ticket, and i said just watch. He came around, i did a little (well attempted) to do a little flirty action, and he started to fall for it, then the radio called in and he finished writing it, made me sign it, then GAVE ME ANOTHER TICKET FOR HARRASMENT!
Last few words made me laugh.
Pervert Officer .
You WAS driving or you WERE driving?
You Got Served.
i WAS driving, he pulled us over and then saying i was harrasing him and made me get a ticket, i told him ill c your gay ass in court. he said "I am not gay, it's just the law to not touch on a officer."
btw proof ur a girl
Cops don't like shemales. AT ALL. just no. . Seriously. It would be a dark day for our police force if he responded to that.
That shit would fly in dutchland or ausfailia, but here in Amurrika our cops only like bona fide females.
His userbar says "future female" and everything is pink. I mean, .
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where is all that?
+ have your godsister laugh at you all the way home..
my Gender says female...can't you read gender signs?
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