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  1. 05-14-2011 #1
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    mormon.org chat troll





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    A missionary will be with you shortly.
Agent [Troy] is ready to assist you.

Me: Hello.
Troy: Hello
Me: How are you today?
Me: Sir?
Me: WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU ANSWER
Me: Oh, so you are a woman D:
Troy: How can I help you
Me: Well
Me: I have this drum kit i play.
Me: and i was wondering
Me: is it against religion to have sex with it?
Troy: yes
Me: how so?
Troy: because masturbation is a sin
Me: but it's not masturbation
Me: im sticking my penis into vents in the drum
Troy: it is not right
Me: but i like it ):
Troy: that does not change that it is a sin
Me: well
Me: how can i change it from being a sin
Troy: you can't
Me: but why D:
Troy: because it is eternal law
Me: i can break laws and not get caught
Troy: God knows everything
Me: does he know...
Me: when i last pooped?
Troy: you have broken eternal law and will perish

Agent [Troy] has disconnected.


    im scurred help me guise.
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  2. 05-14-2011 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post




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    A missionary will be with you shortly.
Agent [Troy] is ready to assist you.

Me: Hello.
Troy: Hello
Me: How are you today?
Me: Sir?
Me: WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU ANSWER
Me: Oh, so you are a woman D:
Troy: How can I help you
Me: Well
Me: I have this drum kit i play.
Me: and i was wondering
Me: is it against religion to have sex with it?
Troy: yes
Me: how so?
Troy: because masturbation is a sin
Me: but it's not masturbation
Me: im sticking my penis into vents in the drum
Troy: it is not right
Me: but i like it ):
Troy: that does not change that it is a sin
Me: well
Me: how can i change it from being a sin
Troy: you can't
Me: but why D:
Troy: because it is eternal law
Me: i can break laws and not get caught
Troy: God knows everything
Me: does he know...
Me: when i last pooped?
Troy: you have broken eternal law and will perish

Agent [Troy] has disconnected.


    im scurred help me guise.

    Rofl..nigga u dun goofed. U gon perish for fuckin yo snare.
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  3. 05-14-2011 #3
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    like right after he said that he disconnected
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    RIP TONY HE GON DIE
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloombox View Post
    RIP TONY HE GON DIE
    not die, perish
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    ROFL Nice 1 Man Do more ..
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    some online support sites
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    MORMONS ARE AWESOME TROLL BOY


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    It's a misspelling of pearish it means you'll look like this:
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    lmao that was fuckin funny
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    god will hate you now
    I love it when people keep their agreements /sarcasm ftw
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moto View Post
    MORMONS ARE AWESOME TROLL BOY
    not this guy .
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    Holy Shit do more of these things. I lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post


    not die, perish
    Mormons are so fucked..

    "Hey masturbation is forbidden..but I can fuck all 15 of my wives cause u know..cause that's legit.."



    (Romans 7:1-3). No fornicator or adulterer shall inherit the kingdom of God (1 Corinthians 6:9,10). Since a polygamist is an adulterer, he cannot inherit the kingdom of God.

    Dumbasses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post


    Mormons are so fucked..

    "Hey masturbation is forbidden..but I can fuck all 15 of my wives cause u know..cause that's legit.."



    (Romans 7:1-3). No fornicator or adulterer shall inherit the kingdom of God (1 Corinthians 6:9,10). Since a polygamist is an adulterer, he cannot inherit the kingdom of God.

    Dumbasses.
    exactly. half of all religions contradict themselves.
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