Here you go.
I know you mentioned those who you want to make it, but I still wanted to test myself. You probably won't like it though since I'm still a noob at Photoshop.
If you like it, but still want to change some things, just post the comment here and mention me so I can edit the signature later.
EDIT: I don't think Ryan will make it because he doesn't have Photoshop at the moment.