I found $20.
Options:
Donate to MPGH somehow.
Find some cheap ass drug dealer.
Buy ZP for Crossfire
Pay my mom's friend to fuck me without a condom.
Buy a book.
Try to get a pre-paid Visa card or something and save up on it.
I'd create a poll but this thread is pointless enough as is. By the way it's fuckin hot up in here. Balls gettin all sticky.