I bring to you today.

**Tawksin** · 06-06-2011

Originally Posted by master131

Jessika - How old is he?
Toxin - I have no clue but you cant make fun of him, he's beautiful.
Jessika - I think he'd be a pedophile. He probably is.
Toxin - Why would you think that?
Jessika - Because... I don't know... he's creepy.
Toxin - He's not creepy looking, what are you talking about?
Jessika - He's an ugly ass mother fucker.
Toxin - What do you really think of him?
Jessika - I'd say he's an ugly fuck. hehe
Toxin - Are you crying?
Jessika - Ewww... I'm vomiting, no thank you.
Toxin - Would you kiss him?
Jessika - No thank you, I'd run away.
Toxin - What if he was the last man on earth?
Jessika - I'd go lesbian.
Toxin - What if there were no girls?
Jessika - I'd fuck myself. I'm serious, no thank you, no way in hell.
Toxin - What if you were locked in the same room with him for an hour?
Jessika - I'd hide in a corner and scream.
Toxin - What if he had to touch you?
Jessika - Uhm, I'd bite his fingers off. Literally, I'd bite his fingers off.
Toxin - That means you have to get close to him.
Jessika - huh?
Toxin - That means you have to get close to him.
Jessika - Ewww, no thank you. I'd spit in his face. I don't know...
Toxin - What if you wanted a hug?
Jessika - uhm... no, just no.
Toxin - Not even a hug?
Jessika - No.
Toxin - A handshake?
Jessika - He's scares me.
Toxin - Anything?
Jessika - No! Can't touch him... Creepy looking..
Toxin - Would you talk to him in person, face to face?
Jessika - No I wouldn't.. no I wouldn't... I'm too scared of him. What if he had that same smile and was holding up a -wtf?- while talking to me or something? Like wtf. No thank you, go away. Num uhm.
Toxin - I think you got a crush on him.
Jessika - Uhm *laughs* okay... -wtf?-