Ok so i was at my friends house yesterday and a god damn fucking bee stung me on my arm right on the under side of my arm past my elbow though towards my hand side and tis all swollen and red and it hurts noa?
I don't get stung, I do the stinging. Fuck bees, I eat them alive straight out of the air. Anyway, put some Tiger Balm on that shit right meow.
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