Fund my Honda Civic

[[MPGH]arunforce]

Every one knows that every O.G. needs a good car, because you know when you got a drug deal down, the police iz on yo ass. You know your car that go 0-60 in 12.2 seconds just aint gonna help ya. Yo ass need to bring in some muscle. Ya know, I mean, if you gettin 0-60 in 6.23 seconds, you know those Po-Po ain't gonna have nothin' on ya. You be heading down the street, and they be like, "WOAH shit nigga, we better bring in the Porsha..."

But you know, by the time they be bringing them in, the helicopters be comin' too, so you gotta have a hideout. The hideout betta be nice, I mean, the first thing them Po look fo' is a service "garage". So you gotta think good, the Po stay away from a store that say, ya know, "Poodle Hairshop", but is fo' real a Garage. They be like, passing by like it a homeless old man, ya know, they don't exist.

Ya know, but this ain't no Gran Theft Auto, yo can't just get your car painted over, and head back out in the hood like ain't no thing happen. You gotta get a new body. So that's where it becomes expensive. Instead of buying a new one, you gotta get yo ass to carry spares.

So to help a brotha out, one would need a Civic. A Honda Civic. Nigga please. The Honda Civic's these days range in the $25k region, so a nigga better be trippin' on some hard $$ before his ass be getting a Civic.

So help a brotha out, and get this Nigga a Civic. Donate now.

[SadisticGrin]

mufuka I drive a pontiac boneville. buy ME a car.

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

s2000 bitch or an rx8, civic has nothing on both those cars

[[MPGH]arunforce]

Yeah right, I'd smoke you with a Civic on a one on one battle. =)
Those are both weaksauce cars to a sooped-up Civic.

I'm gonna pimp my first car I drive. =0

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

arun u really thing the civc has the means to beat an s2000? seriously u must have sumthing wrong with ur brain

[m164life]

arun u really thing the civc has the means to beat an s2000? seriously u must have sumthing wrong with ur brain

dont say the obvious !

[[MPGH]arunforce]

A factory-shipped S2000 could beat a Civic, but if you put them against each other after mods, a S2000 would be blown away.

A Civic modded with $20,000 could beat a Diablo or Ferrari.

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

ok, a modded s2000 would blow away the compition, a civic has been modded to its full potential in various car magizines which the most out put of horse power which is the 400-550 range while an s2000 easily tops that at around 600-775

not to mention that the s2000 is derived from honda's racing heritage

[SadisticGrin]

Yeah arun. Do not pimp your 1st car. >.< First car is always the one you fuck up fastest.

[-[standoff]-]

a fully pimped nissan skyline R34 with Vtech mach||| would destroy anything. it has hit over 300kph, and has the worlds fastest time on the infamous nurburgring. (famous german racetrack open to public). so cop that shit.

[Jackal]

a fully pimped nissan skyline R34 with Vtech mach||| would destroy anything. it has hit over 300kph, and has the worlds fastest time on the infamous nurburgring. (famous german racetrack open to public). so cop that shit.

Nissan Skyline? WTF?

Honestly, a Pagani Zonda could take that car out with it's left nut.

You sicken me, Standby.

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

lol 300 kph is fucking only 190 mph LOL ROFL any car can beat that shit ez,

[-[standoff]-]

i mean it hit 300kph on the nurburgring. which is a tight ttwisting track with banked corners.


the skyline is one of the fastest cars in its class, but a mclaren F1 1995 edition OWNs anything stock. except for mayube the rocket car that is owned by that hobo on the simsposn. inventor of itchy + scratchy HEHEHEHE

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

accually the newer bugatti veyron 16 is faster than the mclaren f1 gtr, it is the new fastest production car ever made

[[MPGH]arunforce]

Not anymore. A new car overtook it like 2 weeks ago newbie.
It's alot faster and doesn't cost a million dollars. I believe it sells for $500,000.

It supposedly goes 0-60 in "2.12", factory. I say it's a legend, but I would lick that car all over for free. ><