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Unexplainable common things
Self explanatory title is self explanatory.
Post anything that would happen to an ordinary man on an ordinary day that is unexplainable possibly in his normal house.
I'll go first for example:
When earphones go in my pocket untangled, they come out tangled.
You can't explain that shit.
Forfeit the game, before somebody
else takes you outta the frame.
And puts your name to shame
Cover up your face, you can't
run the race the pace is too fast
You just won't last.
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07-23-2011 #3L̛̝o̫̦̪̜y̺͓̞͖͟a̱͠l̷͖͎t̖̖y ̺͖̟ͅ
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When I wake up swearing I must have smoked a shit load of weed last night, and finished a decent amount of beer, what to even do tonight, and I wonder what the fuck my friends are up to. And I realize I got a shit load of weed, and beer, and I'm just about to text my friends. You can explain that shit. That's life, mother fucker.
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i'll take off my shoes at the same time, but some times one of them ends up in a different room
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I ask my Dad to help me with my Business Studies assignment one night... I go to bed... and next morning its on my bedside table, completed and ready for submission
Thats some fucked up shit eh?
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You're a man now?
Originally Posted by sTaXx
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My socks disappear, never to be found again.
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you're a spoiled brat Originally Posted by Doßßy
I ask my Dad to help me with my Business Studies assignment one night... I go to bed... and next morning its on my bedside table, completed and ready for submission
Thats some fucked up shit eh?
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i cant find any food.
oh wait thats coz my mums a dumb bitch
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Explain it for me then. Originally Posted by Intrepidus
Forfeit the game, before somebody
else takes you outta the frame.
And puts your name to shame
Cover up your face, you can't
run the race the pace is too fast
You just won't last.
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blame the kids. Originally Posted by AVGN
I'm getting ready to go out and carry around my pair of socks.
in a few minutes they're gone and are never found.... ever
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07-23-2011 #12
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You walk, pockets move around, earphones get tangled. Originally Posted by sTaXx
Explain it for me then.
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When i eat cookie the cookie is gone how can it be explained
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Originally Posted by Time
When i eat cookie the cookie is gone how can it be explained
that happened to me just yesterday!
weiiirrdd ay?RIP MINECRAFT SECTION!
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lol, reminds of the mountain of missing left socks from ren and stimpy Originally Posted by Jabuuty671
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