Which romantic/funny quote would you choose?

[Pikachu]

Which quote do you like best?

These quotes are meant to be said to your "love" and someone hilarious/romantic.

Quote 1: "If I can see anyone die before me, I would want to see you die first because you are the most beautiful person I know."

Quote 2: "If the world was going to end, I will not be by your side, because I am not worth being by you."

Quote 3: "If there is only one bowl of rice left in the world, then I'll eat it because you dont like to eat rice. If there is only one girl left in this world, I will kill her because she is not you." (My personal favorite)

Quote 4: "When I first spoke to you, I want to punch you for every time my heart beats as I spoke to you"

Quote 5: "I am beautiful but not as beautiful as you. What compare us both are the amount of money in our wallet."

Tell me which one you like best! Quotes made by Izaya and has given approval for usage to say to your "love".

[Da Kurlzz]

3).

5) seems to have grammar issues?

[Tristan]

None.

[Cal]

Id have "Id rather spend a day with you when the world ends then an eternity without you"

[Pikachu]

None.

That's too bad D:

[Lady GaGa]

Quote 6: "Do not want"

[Heartview]

I can't tell if this is serious or not. But anyways, an old favorite of mine:

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I can't tell if this is serious or not. But anyways, an old favorite of mine:

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Pikachu]

I can't tell if this is serious or not. But anyways, an old favorite of mine:

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I can't tell if this is serious or not. But anyways, an old favorite of mine:

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Chloroform?

[Music]

quote 2 ftw

[Cal]

@Heartview
double post there mate
ANd there all pretty shitty
@Izaya a drug that puts people to sleep(inhailed)

[Pikachu]

@Intrepidus I doubt those actually work lol

[666HiddenMaster666]

Quote 1: 2nd best

Quote 2: Best, but has grammar issues

Quote 3: Who the hell hates rice?

Quote 4: Weird

Quote 5: You just called her a money whore

[ImFluffeh]

Which quote do you like best?

These quotes are meant to be said to your "love" and someone hilarious/romantic.

Quote 1: "If I can see anyone die before me, I would want to see you die first because you are the most beautiful person I know."

Quote 2: "If the world was going to end, I will not be by your side, because I am not worth being by you."

Quote 3: "If there is only one bowl of rice left in the world, then I'll eat it because you dont like to eat rice. If there is only one girl left in this world, I will kill her because she is not you." (My personal favorite)

Quote 4: "When I first spoke to you, I want to punch you for every time my heart beats as I spoke to you"

Quote 5: "I am beautiful but not as beautiful as you. What compare us both are the amount of money in our wallet."

Tell me which one you like best! Quotes made by Izaya and has given approval for usage to say to your "love".

Fuck those xD Hear this line xD

You: You remind me of my pinky toe, ya know?
Her: What?!
You: Yeah... because I know sooner or later I'll bang you on my coffee table

[Kirigaya Kazuto]

None, if you're trying to get a girl with that...
You're losing your time mate

[Pikachu]

Quote 1: 2nd best

Quote 2: Best, but has grammar issues

Quote 3: Who the hell hates rice?

Quote 4: Weird

Quote 5: You just called her a money whore

Well these were informal quotes, not meant to be perfect. And yes for quote 5. I did it intentionally :P