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Stupid Jokes
So I heard a stupid but funny joke to day:
Q: What is a horny pirates worst nightmare?
A: A Sunken chest and no booty
Get it?
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Two nails are walking down the road. One got hit by a car and the another got brother in army.
get it?
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Whats worse then finding a worm your apple?
Getting raped by a pedofile.
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08-05-2011 #5
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I get it
No Toilet Paper
There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.
Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.
While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."
Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.
All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.
The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.
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08-05-2011 #6
I got ants in my butt, and I needs to strut. 
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What do you call a blakc man flying a plane?
A Piolet
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What do you call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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What did the Bull say to his son when he left for work?
Bye, son. (Bison)
Forfeit the game, before somebody
else takes you outta the frame.
And puts your name to shame
Cover up your face, you can't
run the race the pace is too fast
You just won't last.
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I got ants in my butt, and I needs to strut.
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Think of it! with VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. ??????????????
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That's supposed to be a joke?
Im Jazk
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What kind of human is black man when he jumps into sea?
wet.
fucking fail
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joke thread?
say this to a girl to get in her pants
"next time we play house, you be the door and i'll slam you"
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EPIC JOKE IS EPIC!
Originally Posted by /b/oss
Teach me xD
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Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.You can quote me on this..when it comes to juggalos we're.....
More than a charm n a chain we're like a crackpipe
GOT SHIT TO SAY ABOUT THE JUGGALO FAMILY LISTEN TO THIS ONE SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n2kY...eature=related
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