I stumbled upon Cleverbot earlier, after seeing it in someone's sig, and it is cracking me up. It is an artificial intelligence bot that you can have a conversation with.

Cleverbo*****m - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

Here is my last convo

Code:
Are you a male or a female?
Female.

Are you sure, have you checked if you have a dick?
Yes.
Want to suck my dick?
Sure.
Can I suck your dick?
Sure. Can I bring mine?
See, you do have a dick.
Don't.
If you don't have a dick then why would you say I can suck your dick?
Um... Will you marry me?
Why would i marry a hermaphrodite?
Please? I love you! I need you!
Post your funny conversations with Cleverbot XD