Austin drunkkkkkk ft condom machinee

[Insane]

kkkkkkkkkkk so Austin drunk at a bar + condoms

(4:02 PM) austin:
*Aff
*Grats
(4:02 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*Late
(4:03 PM) austin:
*Well geeze I'm so sorry
*But I'm kinda drunk
(4:03 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*lol
(4:03 PM) austin:
*Aff
*Dude
(4:03 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*sup?
(4:03 PM) austin:
*I love having a fake id
*So much
(4:03 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*How old you?
*17?
*18?
(4:03 PM) austin:
*16
*17 in dec
*;D
(4:04 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*Nice
(4:04 PM) austin:
*I'm at a bar atm too
*I love it
(4:04 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*So, you did what with your fid?
*At a bar
*Thats what I was asking
*haha
*Awesome
(4:04 PM) austin:
*;D
(4:04 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*Do you look 21 /fp
(4:04 PM) austin:
*19 in canada
*And ya with my beard
*If I shave I look 18
(4:05 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*got ya.
*you should send a pic
*so i can judge
*;]
(4:05 PM) austin:
*Mmz
(4:05 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*do et
*you on your phone?
austin sends:

Open(Alt+P) *(4:*5 PM) aus*in:
Kk
De* u*go
;D

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(4:06 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*ahahaha
(4:08 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*what are you drinkin?
(4:08 PM) austin:
*Id says I'm 20 tho
(4:09 PM) austin:
*Calrsberg mmz
(4:09 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*never tried
(4:09 PM) austin:
*Just had a shot of absolut
(4:10 PM) austin:
*Aff
*7.40 a pint
*Expensive here
(4:10 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*whats your name?
*
(4:10 PM) austin:
*Austin
*Y
(4:10 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*On your fakeid dipshit
(4:10 PM) austin:
*Austin
*Same name
*Real name
(4:10 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*good
*last name?
*its not the same is it?
(4:11 PM) austin:
*Yes y
(4:11 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*oh lol
*never seen a fakeid
*
austin sends:

Open(Alt+P)
(4:11 PM) au*tin:
I took this picture*last week
Whe* I*got it

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(4:12 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*how old are you?
*2 lazy 2 do math
(4:12 PM) austin:
*16
(4:12 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*on the fakeid
*/fp
(4:12 PM) austin:
*Says 20 on fake id
(4:12 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*they let you in?
*at 20?
*oh wait
*you live in canada?
(4:13 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*you mentioned that up there
(4:13 PM) austin:
*Yap (:
(4:13 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*so its 19 to drink?
(4:13 PM) austin:
*Ye
(4:14 PM) austin:
*19 for everything
*18 in quebec
(4:14 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*thats fucking sweet
*minus driving
austin sends:

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(4:14 *M) [MPGH] Insane:
driving i*16 here in the states
*(4:14 PM) austin:
Das fucked up
(4:14 PM) [MPGH] In*;]n*:

i got my permit
(4:14 PM) au*tin:
14 for a pint *nd*a shot

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(4:14 PM) austin:
*Driving is 16 in canada aswell
(4:14 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*oh
*..
(4:14 PM) austin:
*Rofld
(4:15 PM) austin:
*All my change is in quarters
*Sigh
*4 in quarters gingling in my pocket
*Afff
(4:16 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*they have those in canada?
*just kidding
(4:17 PM) austin:
*Aff
*We have loonies and toonies
(4:17 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*lol are you serious?
*
(4:17 PM) austin:
*Loonie = dollar coin
*Toonie = 2 dollar coin
(4:17 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*thats freaking sweet
*but the names are odd
*lol
(4:17 PM) austin:
*Naw
*Names are cool as fuck
*;D
*Das y strip bars suck
(4:17 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*lul
(4:18 PM) austin:
*Can't throw coins at strippers
*;/
(4:18 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*aww
(4:18 PM) austin:
*D; ikr
*The music here sucks
*
(4:18 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*lul
*whats your #?
(4:19 PM) austin:
*My cell? Y
(4:19 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*texting?
*want mine first nigga
*Oh wait
*Canada and US
*can they still text?
*
(4:19 PM) austin:
*Ya but it costs moni
(4:19 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*rly?
*even if i have unlimited?
(4:19 PM) austin:
*Unless u got a ca-us unlimited
(4:19 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*gaygaygay
(4:20 PM) austin:
*Ya ikr
*Well
*Honestly
*I was with telus ( a service provider in canada) and I txted to the states and I didn't see any of that on my bill
(4:20 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*hmm
(4:21 PM) austin:
*But now I'm with rogers (a service provider) and it shows up on my bill
*Gai eh?
(4:21 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*that is gay
*and tbh ive heard of telus
(4:22 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*my service provider is COX
*lol
*aha
(4:22 PM) austin:
* I'm drunk
*Fku
*3 pints 2 shots
(4:23 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*it's like knowing your high when your high
(4:23 PM) austin:
*Cox? Pfffft
(4:23 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*lol yeah
*sounds like cocks
(4:23 PM) austin:
*Well being drunk is funner than being high
*Being high (on weed) is childsplay to me
(4:23 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*Probably.
(4:24 PM) austin:
*Smoked every day in grade 10
(4:24 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*want to know something sad
*remeber that wake n bake i said i would do
(4:24 PM) austin:
*Ya
(4:24 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*and your like Congratulations! You'll be thinking about me when you do it.
*I actually did aww
(4:25 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*not even lying hah
(4:25 PM) austin:
*;D see
*I knew it
*Cuz I said it, so it was on ur sub-consous
*Dunno how to spell that
*
(4:25 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*sub concious?
*maybe?
*idk
*im a fucking turrible spellur
(4:26 PM) austin:
*Conscious*
*My msn has spellcheck
*;D
(4:26 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*gay
*what fone you got
(4:26 PM) austin:
*I typed in wat u said and that came up
(4:26 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*your typing
(4:26 PM) austin:
*Blackberry curve 9300
(4:26 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*really fast
*oh no wonder
*lul
(4:26 PM) austin:
*Ike
*Ikr
*I fucking love it
(4:28 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*https://www.mpgh.net/forum/48-spammer...ot-corner.html
*when i was a newb
*ahaha
(4:28 PM) austin:
*No internet outside of wifi hotspots
(4:28 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*how the fuck are you on msn
*
*and how would you know i got mm then?
(4:28 PM) austin:
*I'm mobile - no data plan
(4:29 PM) austin:
*Msn fb tumblr and others - social media plan
*Which I got
*
*And I knew u got it via desktop
*I just logged on my mobile
*I got 2 msns
*1 for mobile and 1 for desktop
*Btw
(4:30 PM) austin:
*Add
(4:30 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*orly i c
(4:30 PM) austin:
*austinjefferey@live.de
*Das my desktop msn
(4:30 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*ik
(4:30 PM) austin:
*Ya
*I'm drunk
*:/ fml
(4:30 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*why fml
(4:30 PM) austin:
*I gotta pee too
*:x
(4:30 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*walk home
(4:30 PM) austin:
*Afff
*No
*Lol
(4:30 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*haha
*did you drive
(4:30 PM) austin:
*2 hrs? Nty
(4:31 PM) austin:
*No
(4:31 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*oh
(4:31 PM) austin:
*Took a bus
(4:31 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*a bus
*lul
*you can be drunk
*on a bus
*lul
(4:31 PM) austin:
*20 min bus + subway drivr
*Drive
(4:31 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*you can be drunk on a subway
(4:32 PM) austin:
*Btw I can spell when I'm drunk
*Ik I can
*Y u sayin dat
*;D
(4:32 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*because you said
*fml
(4:32 PM) austin:
*Huh
*When
(4:32 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*why you fmling and :/ing
*YOU FUCKING ARE DRUNK
(4:32 PM) austin:
*Ya ik
(4:32 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*(4:30 PM) austin:
*Ya
*I'm drunk
*:/ fml

(4:33 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*LOL I even asked RIGHT after you said that "Why fml?"
(4:33 PM) austin:
*Fml cuz I gotta go home
*4:30 pm
(4:33 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*oh lol so
(4:33 PM) austin:
*D;
(4:33 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*yeah
*so what
*4:33 actually
(4:36 PM) austin:
*Aff fu
(4:36 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*nou
*listening to all this shit dubstep
*on ufk's channel
*its shit
austin sends:

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(4:37 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*LOL
*Loonie
*<3
(4:37 PM) austin:
*Condom vending machine
(4:38 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*iT IS
*I DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT
*LOOL
*OH GOD IT IS
*AHAHAHAHA
*I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR TRAIN TICKETS
*BAHAHAHA
(4:38 PM) austin:
*Rofl
(4:38 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*mpgh thread yes or no
(4:38 PM) austin:
*4 condom options
(4:38 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*i know
(4:38 PM) austin:
*1 breath mint options
(4:38 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*LOL
*THEY ACTUALLY
*AHAHAHAHAHA
(4:39 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*BREATH ASSURE
*AHAHAAHAHAAHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(4:39 PM) austin:
*1 "collectable" tattoo option
(4:39 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*wtf
(4:39 PM) austin:
*Their bathrooms are amazing
(4:39 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*lul
(4:39 PM) austin:
*I bought a condom
(4:39 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*picture
*now
*;]
*which type
*did you get?
austin sends:

Open(Alt+P) *(4:40*PM) austin:
Idno
I put a loonie *n to see what came out
Was hoping for a mint
(4:41 PM) [MPGH] In*ane: * *
haha

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(4:41 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*its a 3n1!
*awesome
(4:41 PM) austin:
*Ya

kkkk happy @Saboteur?

[Wolf]

With that receipt it looks like austin drank alone

[Supreme]

so long.
read half of it at cox

[Insane]

With that receipt it looks like austin drank alone

(5:00 PM) austin:
*I did
(5:01 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*forget me much?
*
(5:01 PM) austin:
*Was bored on a rainy sunday so I drank
* I'm so sorry
*<3
(5:01 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
*<3

.

[I'm Dead :(]

Only Read Half...

[Supreme]

Drinking alone

[iFacebook-Backup]

I thought it was shorter.
Quit halfway.

[Insane]

Could care less how far you guys get

[Saboteur]

well oh lawdy.. look what thread it is.

[iSlore]

show us the pic

[crex]

Dam this shit is long to read >.>

[-Statistic-]

I'm sorry this is so blunt, but who the fuck cares about your conversations?

[Boombox]

Interesting story.

[Irony]

Huh, Condom vending machine.

[Saboteur]

Condom, rub on tattoo, tylenol vending machine. I lold when I seen it.