My girl

[ғᴜᴋᴏᴊʀ]

Turned 16 four days ago, she got her license (Mind you she isn't responsible she brings a pillow to sleep in classes), she took me to dinner and drives like a maniac

She drove over a trash can this morning...

OH and she said fruitista freezes looked disgusting, she tried it, and was like this is fucking amazing

[Marauder]

Cool story bro. No but really, bitches are crazy drivers.

[ғᴜᴋᴏᴊʀ]

Bad at driving cars, good at driving my dick

[Ed]

So you can now have sex with her in her car

[Marauder]

Bad at driving cars, good at driving my dick

Cool fucking story bro.

[BigBangBaby]

Bad at driving cars, good at driving my dick

Ahaaaaaaaaaaa

Clever

[Poison]

i hope u dont die in a car crash bro

[ғᴜᴋᴏᴊʀ]

So you can now have sex with her in her car

Not while she's driving she gonna run into a fucking stopsign

[MellowHypeAlt]

inb4shegetsintoacarcrash

[ғᴜᴋᴏᴊʀ]

i hope u dont die in a car crash bro

She came to pick me up and I was like brb gonna right my will and she slapped me lightly on the cheek

[Poison]

She came to pick me up and I was like brb gonna right my will and she slapped me lightly on the cheek

LOL =p

[Ed]

Not while she's driving she gonna run into a fucking stopsign

She gonna run into a stop sign anyway

now you can get her to drive you at nights and shit

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

I did something amazingly stupid on my way home today, some jackass was going 25 in a 35 and had a line of two cars behind him, the third being me. I decided to go into the opposite lane and blast past him, saw that there was a car heading towards me so I punched it to 100 and just barely made it back into my lane after passing everyone.

[Margherita]

You should drive.

[Im Too Cool]

LOL no point of having a girl that only knows how to have sex. : P