Isolated island survival

[Alen]

thats why i watch bear grylls everytime

Faker than err, something really fake.

[Mr. Lonely]

Not if you die.

" survival book " or take the rifle and shoot your face in.

Bear grylls doesn't teach you how to defend yourself.

@Alen You won't get attacked by bears if you sit somewhere nice and safe and read the book, it'll teach you how to EVERYTHING in a jungle.

[InCognito]

thats why i watch bear grylls everytime

He has a team that will respond immediately if he is in trouble. Fake.

[crex]

C , i will just use all of those fuck to get out of the island + the book of survival shall guide my path to life~!

I fucking agree.

[Atrox]

He has a team that will respond immediately if he is in trouble. Fake.

So WHAT THE FUCK IF ITS FAKE?! HE TEACHES YOU HOW TO SURVIVE, NOT KILL HIMSELF he does have a fucking family

[Alen]

@Alen You won't get attacked by bears if you sit somewhere nice and safe and read the book, it'll teach you how to EVERYTHING in a jungle.

Everything? Does that book have like a kama sutra section included?

[ShadeyZzZz]

" survival book " or take the rifle and shoot your face in.

Bear grylls doesn't teach you how to defend yourself.

of course the survival book wont teach you how to kill beasts with a boat and a gps and a medkit .

[J Miliam]

A. Eventually my hand will get cramped.

[Mr. Lonely]

Everything? Does that book have like a kama sutra section included?

Who needs karma sutra instructions, we're professional at this baby. Besides, being stuck on a jungle or forest for 10 years, i swear we'll come up with more freakier things then that. Like slaughter the head of a rattle snake and stick its rattling tail inside of each other, oooo, so different and dirty, getting freaky with mother nature.

[Atrox]

of course the survival book wont teach you how to kill beasts with a boat and a gps and a medkit .

shoot em with da torch

[Alen]

Who needs karma sutra instructions, we're professional at this baby. Besides, being stuck on a jungle or forest for 10 years, i swear we'll come up with more freakier things then that. Like slaughter the head of a rattle snake and stick its rattling tail inside of each other, oooo, so different and dirty, getting freaky with mother nature.

Dayum woman, might as well change my mind and go with C

[Mr. Lonely]

I have no idea what the fuck a rattle snake is doing in a forest , but if you go with the dingy out to sea you'll get tentical'd , anime style .

[ShadeyZzZz]

shoot em with da torch

gtfonstfukthx.

[Atrox]

gtfonstfukthx.

Why should i? why dont you

I have no idea what the fuck a rattle snake is doing in a forest , but if you go with the dingy out to sea you'll get tentical'd , anime style .

or you could just fuck a goat.

[Sync]

B obviously so i can mpgh /derp