Isolated island survival

[Extractional]

Liquior so I can make a Molotov weed so I can get high and the Girl for a hand job

[BanHammer]

b . i love guns , and i love dogs even more , of course the best survival one would be the C + a 17 years old girl

[Ahmad]

b . i love guns , and i love dogs even more , of course the best survival one would be the C + a 17 years old girl

I would wait till she's like 13

[BanHammer]

I would wait till she's like 13

i think u would take a monkey instead

[Ahmad]

i think u would take a monkey instead

They are actually better at surviving... Climb trees, get food. Monkey thing's

[ShadeyZzZz]

B, terrorist time.

[Pie]

7 year old kid blowjobs

Well that isn't sex so it's fine

[Ahmad]

Well that isn't sex so it's fine

Like i said. Wait til she's 13. Repopulate

[BanHammer]

this thread will be a sex thread soon

[Alen]

this thread will be a sex thread soon

MPGH is responding better than I had anticipated

[Wolf]

B or gtfo pls.

[Chester Bennington]

7 year old girl. Do not want.

Dumb bitches are dumb; sick bitches are sick.

[Brownie]

B i like femal company

[InCognito]

MPGH is responding better than I had anticipated

if B, the dog will die in 10 years.

if C, you said we will be stuck, so whats the point?

A, theres gonna be a 17 year old girl with you by the end of your time there. You can also grow weed.

[Mr. Lonely]

Oh wow, 10 years is a lonely lonely long time, might just choose the little girl, but then she'll be a burden on me. I think i'll go with the survival book.
I'll sharpen logs and sticks for my weapon, live in a cave for my protection, learn how to start a fire and cook food instead of relying on a lighter that will eventually run out, a knife that will eventually get blunt. Guns that will eventually run out of ammo , a dog that will eventually eat me , a dinga that wont get me too far, who needs medical gear when you're not going to get hurt ? Unless I get high and become venerable to the wildlife, remember guys, alcohol only temporarily solves your problems.

edit: oh and a laptop is useless without internet. What the fuck am i going to do? play solitaire or minesweeper for 10 fucking years?