Jeez Nigga

[Chris .]

I'm great at loseing.

great
i like winning

[Extractional]

Omg okay, its Seyeko's Story time.
sit down kiddies, and let me tell you about a time when i was in elementary.

Okay so it started out as a really good day, woke up got ready for school,
kissed my mom, on the cheek as she said she luved me (:

Now im walkin to school, and when i get there we gotta do a lil game or something and then its nap time and then its story time.. so imma skip a few
parts of the story and get right to the story time,

The teacher was reading Harry potter to us the first time, and i had to take the biggest shit evar! and i was all sweaty and what not, trying to hold it in,
and we where in a big croud, so i though i could squeeze a lil toot here and there to relax a little, but no! it wasnt like that at all..

all of a sudden it was like fukn popcorn pop pop pop the ground felt like it was rumbling and the girl sittn right next to me ( stupid bitch ) was like ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and covered her nose in discuss, and im just sittn there like... omg, red face.. so emberassed, and teach was like
"Dylan would you like to be excused..."
Im like no im good now!

i was looked at for maybe a few weeks like, is that the kid who farted in class? omg what a wierdo..

now when i was in high school i farted all the time, like i dont give a fuck! imma boss!

That was so funny.

[DomoGenesisAlt'sAlt]

I farted in my mouth today.
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