I will literally die

[Kirigaya Kazuto]

Well, tomorrow i have a soccer tournament and the thing is that i haven't been on a training like for almost 4 months.
I don't have the lung capacity to run 45 mins.
FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Any help to have a momentary increased lung capacity? ( No breathing shits)

[whtlighnigger]

Do meth, usually helps me

[Ahmad]

Can't really increase it withought practise If you want to learn quick. Hold your breath under water, untill you can't hold it anymore then lift your head and take deep breath's for 1min. Then repeat it 5 times

[Cocklin]

3 Lines of cocaine and you will be fine

[Kirigaya Kazuto]

I was thinking of drinking a energizing drink, but i guess its a bad idea

[Ahmad]

I was thinking of drinking a energizing drink, but i guess its a bad idea

That's like eating sugar for 5minutes. Then after 30min, shiting out energy

[Commander X]

Increase your hemoglobin in your red blood cells?

[Kirigaya Kazuto]

Increase your hemoglobin in your red blood cells?

Well, it thought the energizing drink was a wonderful idea before knowing that i can have heart problems in the middle of the match

[Poison]

steroids start running now hopefully the steroids will get you into shape quick

[Kirigaya Kazuto]

steroids start running now hopefully the steroids will get you into shape quick

OH YES.
I can increase my lung capacity in less than 12 hours rite?
And not been tired enough to play the match

[Poison]

OH YES.
I can increase my lung capacity in less than 12 hours rite?
And not been tired enough to play the match

You might use steroids to heal your muscle quick/get lung capcity also run for 12 hours straight use crystal meth to stay awake and focused
if steroids+meth doesnt kill you youll be fine and ready

[[MPGH]Austin]

You will die if you don't stop using my god damn font color.

[-Blood-]

45 minutes? What kind of match is that?

[Kirigaya Kazuto]

You might use steroids to heal your muscle quick/get lung capcity also run for 12 hours straight use crystal meth to stay awake and focused
if steroids+meth doesnt kill you youll be fine and ready

HELL YEAH,
A soccer match doesn't worth it.

45 minutes? What kind of match is that?

Well, 2 parts of 45 mins each one, with a rest of 10 mins between parts.

You will die if you don't stop using my god damn font color.

PLS DON'T KILL ME

[Tristansaltaltaltaltalt's]

Smoke alot of cig's. it will do you well.