Hiring Workers

[KABLE]

Job: Build time machine
Deadline: Tonight
Background: Highly experienced in science
Pay: None


POST APPLICATIONS PLEASE.

[Elderfear]

Name: Ass Widener
Job: Widening asses
Description: I widen asses
Can do: widen asses.

[KABLE]

Name: Ass Widener
Job: Widening asses
Description: I widen asses
Can do: widen asses.

SORRY! LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH A BETTER BACKGROUND.

[MellowHypeAlt]

I play HON 24/7
I have cute baby pictures of me when I was younger.
My name is Klev-in <--Pronounced that way.
I smart and Asian.
Pick me pls.

[[MPGH]Toxin]

I'll do it.

[Cynic]

Name: Hole ripper.
Job: Ripping new ones.
Description: I rip new ones.
Can do: rip new ones.

[Arhk]

Name: Donatello; shit stick
Can do: Work witha machines
Previous employment: TMNT under supervision of Master Splinter
Age: like I've been a teenager for about 30years now.
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[Elderfear]

2# try

Name: Bob
Job: Builder
Description: Im bob the builder.
Can do: Build stuff.

[Cynic]

2#

Name: Postman Pat
Job: Post man.
Description: I deliver post.
Can do: delivering post.


My them tune:

[KABLE]

I play HON 24/7
I have cute baby pictures of me when I was younger.
My name is Klev-in <--Pronounced that way.
I smart and Asian.
Pick me pls.

Sorry, don't hire identity thieves!

I'll do it.

Do not trust blacks. kthx.

Name: Hole ripper.
Job: Ripping new ones.
Description: I rip new ones.
Can do: rip new ones.

If you can rip a hole in the space/time continuum, you're hired!

Name: Donatello
Can do: Work witha machines
Previous employment: TMNT under supervision of Master Splinter
Age: like I've been a teenager for about 30years now.
~
Donatello Gets Screwed - YouTube

Don't feel you are mentally mature enough for this job. Sorry!

2# try

Name: Bob
Job: Builder
Description: Im bob the builder.
Can do: Build stuff.

PERFECT! YOU'RE HIRED.

[Elderfear]

Bob the builder reporting for duty.

[Cynic]

If you can rip a hole in the space/time continuum, you're hired!

.

I can rip new ones in everything. Also, I deliver post.

[[MPGH]Austin]

If it's not paying you're not "hiring" you're looking for volunteers.

[Sid]

Job: Eating kaka
Deadline: Never
Background: I eat kaka all day 24/7
Pay: I just require kaka to eat

[MellowHypeAlt]

Sorry, don't hire identity thieves!



Do not trust blacks. kthx.



If you can rip a hole in the space/time continuum, you're hired!



Don't feel you are mentally mature enough for this job. Sorry!



PERFECT! YOU'RE HIRED.

I u tho??????