things you do that everyone else does but you think it's only you

[Lady GaGa]

Here's a list of things you do that you don't think anyone else does because it's weird but they all or some do it.

(Tested this at school. Asked lots of people this)

1. When you are on the escalator, you put your shoes on the fuzzy strip on the side because you think it will shine your shoes.

2. You pee on the inner bowl of the toilet instead of inside the water in public bathrooms because you'll be embarrassed if anyone hears you pee.

3. You watch TV shows like Jersey Shore, Desperate Housewives, or Grey's anatomy and don't tell anyone because you think it's embarrassing.

4. You fantasize about criminals breaking into your school and when they get to your classroom you are read at the door. You punch them in the throat and take their gun. Then you run down the hallways and shoot/make the criminals get on the ground, then you save the day, get some ass, and because the coolest kid ever.

[argusomega1]

none of the above

[FUKO]

What's with the gay signature, aff...

[YellowFever]

1. no
2.Fuck no. I go into the chicks toilet and piss all over the seat. Come at me.
3. I watch pr0n0
4. I fatansize about Jennifer Nguyen. DOWANT

[Lady GaGa]

What's with the gay signature, aff...

I've switched. I tried being gay before it ended up bad, so I went back to likeing girls. but I found the super HAWT guy at school and now we're together.

Atleast until my man breaks my heart

[jennajones]

4. You fantasize about criminals breaking into your school and when they get to your classroom you are read at the door. You punch them in the throat and take their gun. Then you run down the hallways and shoot/make the criminals get on the ground, then you save the day, get some ass, and because the coolest kid ever.

I totally did this.

[KingDot]

I do most except 3.

[MellowHypeAlt]

None .

[Drifts]

I do most except 3.

I see what you did there!!

[Nirvana]

I dont do any of that,and i was curious about if you were gay or not.

[Jacket]

1. No

2. Depends on who's around/where I am.

3. I watch nothing embarassing?

4. Yes. megusta

[Azathᴏth]

1. No
2. No
3. Murder videos
4. Holding the gun, shooting the kids.

[Lady GaGa]

1. No
2. No
3. Murder videos
4. Holding the gun, shooting the kids.

Shooting the kids is bad though.

[Azathᴏth]

Shooting the kids is bad though.

So, I need the practice.

[REAP]

hmmm strangely none of the above lol