Day full of bad luck.

[Nyan]

inb4tomorrowbaddaytoo

[PiNKYPiE]

thefuck, pocket knife in the keyhole? ><

[~Shadow]

sucks........never happ to me.

[Can'tthinkofausername]

After work I went to a friends house, when I got there, I was eating a bag of chips.

Well, when I came to a stop, I decided to finish my chips before I got out, so I did. Got out and proceeded to enter my friend's house.

Well we hung out for a bit, and I go to leave, key was locked in the car. Fucking amazing.

So I go back in, and decide hell, I'll just get a coat hanger, and go put it down my window, and pop the lock. My friend had one wire hanger, and I'm undoing it, and the fucking head of it breaks off.

So, I'm standing outside, looking at the car, and I find my pocket knife in my pocket, I proceed to try and open the lock with my pocket knife, only to see that the tip of my knife breaks off in the keyhole.

Amazing day was amazing.

You have a shitty-ass knife.

[Atrox]

dumb tit, yuno know how to hi-jack a car.

[Azathᴏth]

What knife do you carry?

[Versa]

You should have called your insurance company they could have sent someone to help you

[[MPGH]Toxin]

@everyone

The chips were the reason that I forgot the key in the first place, I was too busy focused on finish the chips before I got out, that I left the key in.

[.Amnesia]

VINNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEE

I LOVE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Azathᴏth]

@everyone

The chips were the reason that I forgot the key in the first place, I was too busy focused on finish the chips before I got out, that I left the key in.

Moral of the story:

Fuck. Chips.